Rob Gotobed
@robgotobed.bsky.social
Stand-up philosopher, scribe, bongo drummer and professional mermaid. Previously one half of Grammy Award-winning duo Simon & Garfunkel.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2992620/
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2992620/
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
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My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚
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People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
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My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
July 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
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The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
June 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
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If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.
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The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"
May 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"
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Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
June 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
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Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.
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If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.
August 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.
If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.
August 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.
Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
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Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!
August 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!
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✨相互さんで仲良くして頂いてるRob Gotobedさんが日本初
'コメディ本'をだされたそうです
めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️
笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭
まな板の鯉のような気がします
今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠🤣
ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻
www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0BTN4V2P...
'コメディ本'をだされたそうです
めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️
笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭
まな板の鯉のような気がします
今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠🤣
ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻
www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0BTN4V2P...
まな板の鯉のような気がします (Comedy)
Amazon.co.jp: まな板の鯉のような気がします (Comedy) 電子書籍: Rob Gotobed: Kindleストア
www.amazon.co.jp
August 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
✨相互さんで仲良くして頂いてるRob Gotobedさんが日本初
'コメディ本'をだされたそうです
めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️
笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭
まな板の鯉のような気がします
今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠🤣
ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻
www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0BTN4V2P...
'コメディ本'をだされたそうです
めっちゃめでたい、おめでとう🎉㊗️
笑顔な年にしちゃいましょ🤭
まな板の鯉のような気がします
今まで読んだ中で最も面白い物語が収録されています!!!!!🥸🧐🤠🤣
ご興味ある方Amazonへgoです🔻🔻🔻
www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0BTN4V2P...
Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!
August 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Well, it could have been worse. It could have been Trump trying to gatecrash my party!
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Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!
July 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
July 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
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It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!
April 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!
Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!
July 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember the time I hypnotised Paul McCartney into thinking he was the Hulk!
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What a welcome arrival! During these past 6 months of caring for unwell, elderly parents, I am so looking forward to reading something that will bring a smile to my face.
@robgotobed.bsky.social excited to open (and read) your 2024 book.
#author #comedy
@robgotobed.bsky.social excited to open (and read) your 2024 book.
#author #comedy
June 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
What a welcome arrival! During these past 6 months of caring for unwell, elderly parents, I am so looking forward to reading something that will bring a smile to my face.
@robgotobed.bsky.social excited to open (and read) your 2024 book.
#author #comedy
@robgotobed.bsky.social excited to open (and read) your 2024 book.
#author #comedy
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Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.
May 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Stand-up not going too well. Thinking of going in a different direction.