The Leave Britney Alone guy but for Marianne
@robesqueere.bsky.social
The handsome virgin of Boystown.
Got fatter and grew a mullet 🙂
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Got fatter and grew a mullet 🙂
Not beating the dying first in any military conflict allegations
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Not beating the dying first in any military conflict allegations
Watching my nieces without letting them watch TV
November 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Watching my nieces without letting them watch TV
Whoever works in UX at Bumble could stand to rewrite this, especially as this was not a new match
December 6, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Whoever works in UX at Bumble could stand to rewrite this, especially as this was not a new match
One of the underappreciated benefits of extended fasting on Sunday is that Sunday scaries don’t really hit because you’re too busy thinking about food
November 27, 2023 at 4:58 AM
One of the underappreciated benefits of extended fasting on Sunday is that Sunday scaries don’t really hit because you’re too busy thinking about food
Lost $40 in poker, been on a losing streak in chess, my boss was not a fan of my work this week, meaning I need to redo that in addition to mounting deadlines, close friend is leaving Chicago for NYC, and I accidentally cockblocked another friend tonight
November 17, 2023 at 9:38 AM
Lost $40 in poker, been on a losing streak in chess, my boss was not a fan of my work this week, meaning I need to redo that in addition to mounting deadlines, close friend is leaving Chicago for NYC, and I accidentally cockblocked another friend tonight
When you’re a Dom bottom… 😏 IYKYK
November 14, 2023 at 2:54 AM
When you’re a Dom bottom… 😏 IYKYK
Hey
November 5, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Hey
She was at her lowest; fat, nasty and down 3 points of material. She came on this bitch mad as hell!
November 1, 2023 at 8:15 PM
She was at her lowest; fat, nasty and down 3 points of material. She came on this bitch mad as hell!
But also I played the bongcloud opening against the adaptive bot and it mirrored me lmao
November 1, 2023 at 8:07 AM
But also I played the bongcloud opening against the adaptive bot and it mirrored me lmao
He can’t keep getting away with this 😭😭😭
October 25, 2023 at 6:52 AM
He can’t keep getting away with this 😭😭😭
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October 23, 2023 at 11:26 PM
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House is clean for once and messy roommate is out for the night
October 23, 2023 at 11:24 PM
House is clean for once and messy roommate is out for the night
Twink Death is the great equalizer and comes for us all
October 19, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Twink Death is the great equalizer and comes for us all
This is me only it’s because my hole is gaping.
October 18, 2023 at 7:41 AM
This is me only it’s because my hole is gaping.
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October 16, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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