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The Leave Britney Alone guy but for Marianne
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The handsome virgin of Boystown.
Got fatter and grew a mullet 🙂
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Rebranding as a big dick account watch this spacs
March 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Director: So you’re the top in this scene, it’s called “Gag the Fag” so be aggressive because our viewers wanna see a masculine man GAG them. You feel me?
G4P Actor: Gag the fag. Be aggressive. Got it.
Director: Action!
G4P Actor (to his partner): Hey fatty, take off your clothes, let’s fuck😤
February 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Not the Christmas being merry!!! 😭😭😭
December 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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I made a gingerbread panopticon
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
December 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Not beating the dying first in any military conflict allegations
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 AM
How will this affect the TWICE tour?
December 3, 2024 at 9:34 PM
I’M FROM WIGGLESBURG
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Watching my nieces without letting them watch TV
November 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Lana is so ethereal, she’s who I imagine my mother was when she was younger
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
February 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Imagining a gay fraternity where the hazing ritual is that brothers get black markers and circle any area that the pledges have that they consider fat
January 28, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Flirting with a guy by pretending I like Mitski (who I think is a cat)
“I love when Mitski just picks a corner on stage and just starts mewling”
January 17, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I wish people would judge me not by the color of my skin but by the content of my character (awful).
January 5, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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Female Trouble is a Christmas movie 🎄
November 27, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Whoever works in UX at Bumble could stand to rewrite this, especially as this was not a new match
December 6, 2023 at 9:47 PM
When you’re talking to a muscle daddy and he doesn’t have social media because he “doesn’t understand it” 😳🍆
December 6, 2023 at 5:08 AM
Writing a gay modern retelling of King Midas where everyone he touches busts a nut instantly.
December 3, 2023 at 5:59 PM
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November 9, 2023 at 1:37 PM
“Consistently met expectations” in my performance review, we are SO back!!!
November 30, 2023 at 1:26 AM
(Describing the concept of emotional labor to my guy friend who doesn’t see the point of therapy)
“And so the emotional proletariat don’t control the emotional means of production and yet they’re forced to sell their emotional labor power to the emotional haute bourgeoisie who”
November 28, 2023 at 3:59 AM
One of the underappreciated benefits of extended fasting on Sunday is that Sunday scaries don’t really hit because you’re too busy thinking about food
November 27, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Female Trouble is a Christmas movie 🎄
November 27, 2023 at 4:06 AM
My niece finally passed the marshmallow test 🥳🥳🥳
November 26, 2023 at 2:01 AM