Robert MacMillan
@robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
Composer of original AI songs, author of Haiku 61 Revisited: Bob Dylan songs interpreted as haiku, author of the novel The History Student. Weekend editor at Reuters.
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Sixteen Eggs: Extra-Large Hits, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
16 track album
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
Hello I’m here finally. And I’m inviting you to buy one of a limited number of CDs I made that contains my favorites of the songs I composed.
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robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/sixtee...
New single. You’ll love it. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/librar...
Library Girl, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
track by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
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June 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
New single. You’ll love it. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/librar...
More throwaway music about taxes
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Taxes and Duties, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Declattering
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April 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
More throwaway music about taxes
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Much improved version of this excellent album, now live on streaming services
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
You’ve Got to Suffer to Be Beautiful by Robert MacMillan on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
April 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Much improved version of this excellent album, now live on streaming services
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
This is a song about filing taxes. It’s called Tax Time 1040. I have another one called Tax Time 1040 (Schedule C). They’re both on this little album called “Declattering.” I hope it puts you in the mood to file your returns.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/tax-ti...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/tax-ti...
Tax Time 1040, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Declattering
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is a song about filing taxes. It’s called Tax Time 1040. I have another one called Tax Time 1040 (Schedule C). They’re both on this little album called “Declattering.” I hope it puts you in the mood to file your returns.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/tax-ti...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/tax-ti...
I love having AI music on Bandcamp, but it stands a stronger chance of reaching people on streaming services. I took most of the music down because it wasn’t good enough. Better versions are coming soon. You’re going to love what you hear. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont...
I Don't Exist: Remixes and Alternate Versions, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
16 track album
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love having AI music on Bandcamp, but it stands a stronger chance of reaching people on streaming services. I took most of the music down because it wasn’t good enough. Better versions are coming soon. You’re going to love what you hear. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont...
This song combines elements of the movie Vers le sud with Charlotte Rampling and Thomas Mann’s novella Death in Venice. It’s entirely unsuitable for children and for prudish ears. I’m not kidding robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/thomas...
Thomas Mann and Me, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This song combines elements of the movie Vers le sud with Charlotte Rampling and Thomas Mann’s novella Death in Venice. It’s entirely unsuitable for children and for prudish ears. I’m not kidding robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/thomas...
Dr. Jaffe is the pride of Vero Beach, his congregation and his mother.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/doctor...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/doctor...
Doctor Jaffe's Lecture (Live at the Vero Beach Wetlands Preservation Association's 2024 Pickleball-Hulathon Cotillion), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album You Again! (Live All Over the Place)
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March 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dr. Jaffe is the pride of Vero Beach, his congregation and his mother.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/doctor...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/doctor...
This one took way more work than I expected. The apotheosis of my C&W work. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/im-in-...
I'm in Love With Vitamin Kay, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Clean Living
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March 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This one took way more work than I expected. The apotheosis of my C&W work. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/im-in-...
The inevitable fatigue and burden of being a second-rate summertime resort Lothario. For more in this variety pack of my #AI #music, buy the CD or the digital version. Part with your money, get something lovely in return.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/posses...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/posses...
Possessions Drag You Down, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Sixteen Eggs: Extra-Large Hits
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The inevitable fatigue and burden of being a second-rate summertime resort Lothario. For more in this variety pack of my #AI #music, buy the CD or the digital version. Part with your money, get something lovely in return.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/posses...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/posses...
Clean Living and #lexapro This one should be on the C&W charts. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/clean-...
Clean Living and Lexapro, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Clean Living
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March 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Clean Living and #lexapro This one should be on the C&W charts. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/clean-...
"In a Martin Gore-shaped wife/In a Martin Gore-shaped life." A song for any Depeche Mode fan. One version of 10, nine of which appear on this album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...
Sunny Days of Toad Licking (Huntington Beach), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Sunny Days of Toad Licking
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"In a Martin Gore-shaped wife/In a Martin Gore-shaped life." A song for any Depeche Mode fan. One version of 10, nine of which appear on this album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...
My latest rude AI song. Of interest to anyone curious about Iran, the Gulf, Eastern Europe and international chicks. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/poolsi...
Poolside With the Shah, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Seven Hundred Years Among the Ruthenians
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My latest rude AI song. Of interest to anyone curious about Iran, the Gulf, Eastern Europe and international chicks. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/poolsi...
One of the weirder products from the mixture of my ideas and AI music software. I find it oddly catchy.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/acknow...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/acknow...
Acknowledged Inadequate Oversight (Live at the Beard awards dinner 2020, Riverside, California), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album It's Not an Adventure, It's a Job: Live in America
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
One of the weirder products from the mixture of my ideas and AI music software. I find it oddly catchy.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/acknow...
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/acknow...
“She’s just paid too much.” Good story.
As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine - www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine - www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine
Elon Musk’s EV company is struggling as he plunges into politics. Robyn Denholm, the Australian chair of Tesla, is thriving after cashing in half a billion dollars of the stock. Investors are clamoring for her to rein in the world’s richest man – but some question whether she has the independence to do so.
www.reuters.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“She’s just paid too much.” Good story.
As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine - www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As Tesla tanks, Musk’s hand-picked board chair is doing just fine - www.reuters.com/investigatio...
A classic from my AI music archives: This is the timeless tale of summer surf and turf, and J-visas for young foreign workers working and playing on Martha’s Vineyard, with a pot of green card looming on the horizon. Inspired by a true story. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-gi...
Hot Girls at the Beach (Citation 9 CFR Part 3 Subpart F), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach I: No Sweets But You
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March 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A classic from my AI music archives: This is the timeless tale of summer surf and turf, and J-visas for young foreign workers working and playing on Martha’s Vineyard, with a pot of green card looming on the horizon. Inspired by a true story. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-gi...
“We went out in a hurry. We hired Bryan Ferry. His name is Rabbi Murray. Don’t make the Ferry worry.” One of my favorite songs from my AI adventures. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/highwa...
Highway 101, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach I: No Sweets But You
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“We went out in a hurry. We hired Bryan Ferry. His name is Rabbi Murray. Don’t make the Ferry worry.” One of my favorite songs from my AI adventures. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/highwa...
Beverly, the tale of the heartbreaker who smoked Virginia Slims and wore cowboy boots robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/beverly
Beverly, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden
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March 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Beverly, the tale of the heartbreaker who smoked Virginia Slims and wore cowboy boots robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/beverly
I gave my "Human Resources" song a second recording. It's long, hence indulgent, but I hope you like it and buy my Sixteen Eggs album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/human-...
Human Resources (You've Been Summoned), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album I Don't Exist: Remixes and Alternate Versions
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I gave my "Human Resources" song a second recording. It's long, hence indulgent, but I hope you like it and buy my Sixteen Eggs album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/human-...
Reposted by Robert MacMillan
What in the name of public service is going on in BBC News at the moment? deadline.com/2025/03/bbc-...
‘BBC Breakfast’ Editor Was Rewarded With More Power After Facing Bullying & Misconduct Claims
‘BBC Breakfast’ editor Richard Frediani was rewarded with more power after facing allegations of bullying, misconduct, and shaking a female colleague.
deadline.com
March 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What in the name of public service is going on in BBC News at the moment? deadline.com/2025/03/bbc-...
Betsy and I had such a lovely time that I wrote a song about it. It’s less than two minutes long. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/betsys...
Betsy's on the Wireless Again, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Declattering
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Betsy and I had such a lovely time that I wrote a song about it. It’s less than two minutes long. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/betsys...
Donald Trump inspires many things in many people. In me, he inspired this song. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-do...
Hot Dogs, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Dads
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March 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Donald Trump inspires many things in many people. In me, he inspired this song. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-do...
You have to suffer for beauty, as Jane Grey, Kaiser Wilhelm II and King Richard III can attest. Listen! robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/hot-gi...
Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
12 track album
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You have to suffer for beauty, as Jane Grey, Kaiser Wilhelm II and King Richard III can attest. Listen! robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/hot-gi...
Ease your yacht into Sunday at Marina Ranchos Palos Tranquilos. Mimosas all around. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...
Sunny Days of Toad Licking (Rancho Palos Verdes), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Sunny Days of Toad Licking
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Ease your yacht into Sunday at Marina Ranchos Palos Tranquilos. Mimosas all around. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...