Robert MacMillan
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
Robert MacMillan
@robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
Composer of original AI songs, author of Haiku 61 Revisited: Bob Dylan songs interpreted as haiku, author of the novel The History Student. Weekend editor at Reuters.
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Hello I’m here finally. And I’m inviting you to buy one of a limited number of CDs I made that contains my favorites of the songs I composed.

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Sixteen Eggs: Extra-Large Hits, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
16 track album
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Much improved version of this excellent album, now live on streaming services

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You’ve Got to Suffer to Be Beautiful by Robert MacMillan on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
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April 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This is a song about filing taxes. It’s called Tax Time 1040. I have another one called Tax Time 1040 (Schedule C). They’re both on this little album called “Declattering.” I hope it puts you in the mood to file your returns.

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Tax Time 1040, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Declattering
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love having AI music on Bandcamp, but it stands a stronger chance of reaching people on streaming services. I took most of the music down because it wasn’t good enough. Better versions are coming soon. You’re going to love what you hear. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont...
I Don't Exist: Remixes and Alternate Versions, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
16 track album
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This song combines elements of the movie Vers le sud with Charlotte Rampling and Thomas Mann’s novella Death in Venice. It’s entirely unsuitable for children and for prudish ears. I’m not kidding robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/thomas...
Thomas Mann and Me, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This one took way more work than I expected. The apotheosis of my C&W work. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/im-in-...
I'm in Love With Vitamin Kay, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Clean Living
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The inevitable fatigue and burden of being a second-rate summertime resort Lothario. For more in this variety pack of my #AI #music, buy the CD or the digital version. Part with your money, get something lovely in return.
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/posses...
Possessions Drag You Down, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Sixteen Eggs: Extra-Large Hits
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Clean Living and #lexapro This one should be on the C&W charts. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/clean-...
Clean Living and Lexapro, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Clean Living
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"In a Martin Gore-shaped wife/In a Martin Gore-shaped life." A song for any Depeche Mode fan. One version of 10, nine of which appear on this album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...
Sunny Days of Toad Licking (Huntington Beach), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Sunny Days of Toad Licking
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My latest rude AI song. Of interest to anyone curious about Iran, the Gulf, Eastern Europe and international chicks. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/poolsi...
Poolside With the Shah, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Seven Hundred Years Among the Ruthenians
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
One of the weirder products from the mixture of my ideas and AI music software. I find it oddly catchy.

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Acknowledged Inadequate Oversight (Live at the Beard awards dinner 2020, Riverside, California), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album It's Not an Adventure, It's a Job: Live in America
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A classic from my AI music archives: This is the timeless tale of summer surf and turf, and J-visas for young foreign workers working and playing on Martha’s Vineyard, with a pot of green card looming on the horizon. Inspired by a true story. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-gi...
Hot Girls at the Beach (Citation 9 CFR Part 3 Subpart F), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach I: No Sweets But You
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“We went out in a hurry. We hired Bryan Ferry. His name is Rabbi Murray. Don’t make the Ferry worry.” One of my favorite songs from my AI adventures. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/highwa...
Highway 101, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach I: No Sweets But You
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Beverly, the tale of the heartbreaker who smoked Virginia Slims and wore cowboy boots robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/beverly
Beverly, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I gave my "Human Resources" song a second recording. It's long, hence indulgent, but I hope you like it and buy my Sixteen Eggs album. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/human-...
Human Resources (You've Been Summoned), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album I Don't Exist: Remixes and Alternate Versions
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by Robert MacMillan
What in the name of public service is going on in BBC News at the moment? deadline.com/2025/03/bbc-...
‘BBC Breakfast’ Editor Was Rewarded With More Power After Facing Bullying & Misconduct Claims
‘BBC Breakfast’ editor Richard Frediani was rewarded with more power after facing allegations of bullying, misconduct, and shaking a female colleague.
deadline.com
March 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Betsy and I had such a lovely time that I wrote a song about it. It’s less than two minutes long. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/betsys...
Betsy's on the Wireless Again, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Declattering
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Donald Trump inspires many things in many people. In me, he inspired this song. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/hot-do...
Hot Dogs, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Hot Dads
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You have to suffer for beauty, as Jane Grey, Kaiser Wilhelm II and King Richard III can attest. Listen! robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/album/hot-gi...
Hot Girls at the Beach II: Schönheit muß leiden, by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
12 track album
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ease your yacht into Sunday at Marina Ranchos Palos Tranquilos. Mimosas all around. robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com/track/sunny-...
Sunny Days of Toad Licking (Rancho Palos Verdes), by Robert MacMillan and the White Ship Disaster
from the album Sunny Days of Toad Licking
robertmacmillan.bandcamp.com
March 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM