Jay is like those Nazi frauleins from that time the Germans tried to seduce us for information. Sure, Newkirk was ready to bang all 3 at the same time, but I knew better.

I’ll tell ya, this current crop of nazis bumbling all over the place makes Klink and Schultz look like Eisenhower and Churchill

Pretty sure we blew up his grandfather in season 5 for getting too close to figuring out our underground operation.

If there’s one man I hate, it’s Colonel Crittendon. Every plan goes to shit when that guy shows up.

We would have rigged it for sky marchini to get sent straight to the russian front if we heard this skeet come across the secret coffee pot wire tap we have in Klink’s office.

If life as a commanding officer of a sabotage unit running secretly out of a POW camp has taught me anything about resistance, it’s that we need to look long and hard at a bridge to target. Then we blow it up 35 times over the course of 6 years.

If I know a thing or two about anything, it’s nazi salutes. Hoooo boy I haven’t seen a sieg heil that real since Colonel Klink thought Carter really was Hitler.

Turned on the phone tap in Klink’s office this morning only to hear him dressing down Jesse Singal for his anti trans garbage. Apparently even nazis hate that worm.

We smuggled in a turkey from the grocer in Hammelburg for the holiday. Naturally, Schultz stumbled in at the wrong time but we bribed him with a turkey leg and a chocolate bar. Happy Thanksgiving.

100% correct. We can, however, fool them into not realizing there’s an entire resistance operation underneath their beloved “escape proof” LuftStalag 13 while I simultaneously bang the kommandant’s secretary right under his nose

Today Sergeant Schultz caught me posting on bluesky and this was his reaction

The buff dude is correct. If you don’t unconditionally love and support your kids go take a long walk off a short pier