@robertcashin.bsky.social
Today I appear to be wearing #Christmas socks. Not exactly sure how this has happened. Let’s just blame pain, boredom and drugs.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Today I appear to be wearing #Christmas socks. Not exactly sure how this has happened. Let’s just blame pain, boredom and drugs.
Status: Still #alive, but very little interest presently in sharing incoherent thoughts with the world. This will pass. Nothing I enjoy more than sharing demented musings on social media.
Suffice to say, dalliance with hard pain killers over. Feeling every day of trying to shit the asteroid from
Suffice to say, dalliance with hard pain killers over. Feeling every day of trying to shit the asteroid from
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Status: Still #alive, but very little interest presently in sharing incoherent thoughts with the world. This will pass. Nothing I enjoy more than sharing demented musings on social media.
Suffice to say, dalliance with hard pain killers over. Feeling every day of trying to shit the asteroid from
Suffice to say, dalliance with hard pain killers over. Feeling every day of trying to shit the asteroid from
Still alive. Tell you something. I understand now while #drugs are so seductive. Since surgery been avoiding the painkillers until last night when I finally succumbed because of the pain. Very nice. Even a warning on the packet ‘can cause addiction’. I’ll be off them before that. Trust me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Still alive. Tell you something. I understand now while #drugs are so seductive. Since surgery been avoiding the painkillers until last night when I finally succumbed because of the pain. Very nice. Even a warning on the packet ‘can cause addiction’. I’ll be off them before that. Trust me.
I’m #alive! Just as well. Forgot to express my last wish which is for my ashes to be scattered on Jennifer Lawrence’s body.
Surgery done. Now for the fun. I’m going to be unbearable.
Surgery done. Now for the fun. I’m going to be unbearable.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m #alive! Just as well. Forgot to express my last wish which is for my ashes to be scattered on Jennifer Lawrence’s body.
Surgery done. Now for the fun. I’m going to be unbearable.
Surgery done. Now for the fun. I’m going to be unbearable.
Surgery booked for Tuesday. Bring it on motherfucker!
More importantly, RIP #GaryMounfield, #Mani from the Stone Roses. What a bass player. The glue between Squire and Reni. Take a listen to She Bangs The Drums and Made Of Stone. You know it makes sense.
More importantly, RIP #GaryMounfield, #Mani from the Stone Roses. What a bass player. The glue between Squire and Reni. Take a listen to She Bangs The Drums and Made Of Stone. You know it makes sense.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Surgery booked for Tuesday. Bring it on motherfucker!
More importantly, RIP #GaryMounfield, #Mani from the Stone Roses. What a bass player. The glue between Squire and Reni. Take a listen to She Bangs The Drums and Made Of Stone. You know it makes sense.
More importantly, RIP #GaryMounfield, #Mani from the Stone Roses. What a bass player. The glue between Squire and Reni. Take a listen to She Bangs The Drums and Made Of Stone. You know it makes sense.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Soooo… Like a dickhead I have managed to #fracture my arm last night. Things in flux, but as suspected my neighbour, the Doctor, turned out to be a guardian angel on Earth. Took me to the hospital, stayed with me, navigated the NHS beauracracy with just a measure of passive aggression. He is my
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Soooo… Like a dickhead I have managed to #fracture my arm last night. Things in flux, but as suspected my neighbour, the Doctor, turned out to be a guardian angel on Earth. Took me to the hospital, stayed with me, navigated the NHS beauracracy with just a measure of passive aggression. He is my
Oblivious girl on the bus playing with her #dirty, greasy hair. Touching her phone, her face, the seat in front of her, the support poles in the bus, everything.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Oblivious girl on the bus playing with her #dirty, greasy hair. Touching her phone, her face, the seat in front of her, the support poles in the bus, everything.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
Someone whistling in the street outside.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Someone whistling in the street outside.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
Woke up in the middle of the night #speakingintongues. True. Demonic possession would actually explain a few things.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night #speakingintongues. True. Demonic possession would actually explain a few things.
With the literal sea of shit that flows out of Trump’s brain and mouth constantly, there was no reason whatsoever for the #BBC to edit a speech to make him appear to be saying something he did not. Just reporting what he did say would be sufficient to show his utter ridiculousness.
I like the BBC.
I like the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
With the literal sea of shit that flows out of Trump’s brain and mouth constantly, there was no reason whatsoever for the #BBC to edit a speech to make him appear to be saying something he did not. Just reporting what he did say would be sufficient to show his utter ridiculousness.
I like the BBC.
I like the BBC.
#Bugonia. Two conspiracy theorists kidnap the CEO of a corporation, who they believe is an alien trying to destroy the Earth.
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
#Bugonia. Two conspiracy theorists kidnap the CEO of a corporation, who they believe is an alien trying to destroy the Earth.
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
Fun with 💩 this morning. Not a pervert. Utilising kit the NHS sent me to check for #prostatecancer. Clearly ridiculous, as it is my intention to live forever, à la Captain Jack Harkness, but the principle is good.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Fun with 💩 this morning. Not a pervert. Utilising kit the NHS sent me to check for #prostatecancer. Clearly ridiculous, as it is my intention to live forever, à la Captain Jack Harkness, but the principle is good.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
#CelebrityTraitors. Spoiler coming up for those of you who haven’t watched it.
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Never watched it.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#CelebrityTraitors. Spoiler coming up for those of you who haven’t watched it.
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Excited! #BeaverSupermoon this evening!
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Excited! #BeaverSupermoon this evening!
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
Caught a bit of the Panorama episode about the fall of #PrinceAndrew. I know we are supposed to refer to him now as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, but I really cannot be arsed to be typing Andrew Mountbatten Windsor every time, because Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is a lot of letters and I have very
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Caught a bit of the Panorama episode about the fall of #PrinceAndrew. I know we are supposed to refer to him now as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, but I really cannot be arsed to be typing Andrew Mountbatten Windsor every time, because Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is a lot of letters and I have very
If you follow hundreds of people on #socialmedia, if they all decide to post, you are going to miss something. True, unless you spend all your time on social media and read absolutely everything. I don’t. What am I missing? I’ll never know.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
If you follow hundreds of people on #socialmedia, if they all decide to post, you are going to miss something. True, unless you spend all your time on social media and read absolutely everything. I don’t. What am I missing? I’ll never know.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
#ShelbyOaks. In 2008 Riley Brennan, host of the You Tube show Paranormal Paranoids, disappears. 12 years later, her sister Mia agrees to be interviewed for a documentary about the disappearance, and what might have happened.
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
#ShelbyOaks. In 2008 Riley Brennan, host of the You Tube show Paranormal Paranoids, disappears. 12 years later, her sister Mia agrees to be interviewed for a documentary about the disappearance, and what might have happened.
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
#Relay. You got something on a corporation? You need a middle party to negotiate with that corporation? Ash is your man. He’s professional, he’s disciplined and he’s detailed. Except when he gets too close to the client.
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#Relay. You got something on a corporation? You need a middle party to negotiate with that corporation? Ash is your man. He’s professional, he’s disciplined and he’s detailed. Except when he gets too close to the client.
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
The day has dawned. First of November, walked into a shop in town and they were playing Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, and other less brilliant #Christmas songs. Seems early for me, but the Frankfurt Christmas Market has also started in Brum today, so what do I know?
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The day has dawned. First of November, walked into a shop in town and they were playing Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, and other less brilliant #Christmas songs. Seems early for me, but the Frankfurt Christmas Market has also started in Brum today, so what do I know?
#Halloween? Nah, me neither. Watched horror film I saw years ago. Didn’t much care for then, don’t much care for it now. Didn’t make normal crack about getting boiling oil ready for little kids ready to knock on my door because, hey, boring.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
#Halloween? Nah, me neither. Watched horror film I saw years ago. Didn’t much care for then, don’t much care for it now. Didn’t make normal crack about getting boiling oil ready for little kids ready to knock on my door because, hey, boring.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
#PrinceAndrew. Sorry, just Andrew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
#PrinceAndrew. Sorry, just Andrew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see that the organisation The Campaign For Plain English still exists. Got a potential customer for you lads!
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I see that the organisation The Campaign For Plain English still exists. Got a potential customer for you lads!
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
In other news there is a little flying #insect flying around my living room. It has been doing so for the last three days and is the equivalent of that mouse in Mousehunt. Has so far resisted every attempt by myself to terminate the fucker. Respect.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In other news there is a little flying #insect flying around my living room. It has been doing so for the last three days and is the equivalent of that mouse in Mousehunt. Has so far resisted every attempt by myself to terminate the fucker. Respect.