@robertcashin.bsky.social
Soooo… Like a dickhead I have managed to #fracture my arm last night. Things in flux, but as suspected my neighbour, the Doctor, turned out to be a guardian angel on Earth. Took me to the hospital, stayed with me, navigated the NHS beauracracy with just a measure of passive aggression. He is my
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Soooo… Like a dickhead I have managed to #fracture my arm last night. Things in flux, but as suspected my neighbour, the Doctor, turned out to be a guardian angel on Earth. Took me to the hospital, stayed with me, navigated the NHS beauracracy with just a measure of passive aggression. He is my
Oblivious girl on the bus playing with her #dirty, greasy hair. Touching her phone, her face, the seat in front of her, the support poles in the bus, everything.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Oblivious girl on the bus playing with her #dirty, greasy hair. Touching her phone, her face, the seat in front of her, the support poles in the bus, everything.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
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Straight off the bus and into the pub to wash my hands. Might have a good scratch and a shower when I get home.
Someone whistling in the street outside.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Someone whistling in the street outside.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
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Might go to bed. You never know.
Think there might have been an evil villain called #TheWhistler in a film that I saw once.
😟
Might go to bed. You never know.
Woke up in the middle of the night #speakingintongues. True. Demonic possession would actually explain a few things.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night #speakingintongues. True. Demonic possession would actually explain a few things.
With the literal sea of shit that flows out of Trump’s brain and mouth constantly, there was no reason whatsoever for the #BBC to edit a speech to make him appear to be saying something he did not. Just reporting what he did say would be sufficient to show his utter ridiculousness.
I like the BBC.
I like the BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
With the literal sea of shit that flows out of Trump’s brain and mouth constantly, there was no reason whatsoever for the #BBC to edit a speech to make him appear to be saying something he did not. Just reporting what he did say would be sufficient to show his utter ridiculousness.
I like the BBC.
I like the BBC.
#Bugonia. Two conspiracy theorists kidnap the CEO of a corporation, who they believe is an alien trying to destroy the Earth.
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
#Bugonia. Two conspiracy theorists kidnap the CEO of a corporation, who they believe is an alien trying to destroy the Earth.
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
Another great film from Yorgos Lanthimos. Wilfully bizarre, off centre, funny and strange. He’s great, so is his muse Emma Stone (5 films now is it?), but none of them are
Fun with 💩 this morning. Not a pervert. Utilising kit the NHS sent me to check for #prostatecancer. Clearly ridiculous, as it is my intention to live forever, à la Captain Jack Harkness, but the principle is good.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Fun with 💩 this morning. Not a pervert. Utilising kit the NHS sent me to check for #prostatecancer. Clearly ridiculous, as it is my intention to live forever, à la Captain Jack Harkness, but the principle is good.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
Check your 💩. Listen to Deborah James. She was right.
#CelebrityTraitors. Spoiler coming up for those of you who haven’t watched it.
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Never watched it.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#CelebrityTraitors. Spoiler coming up for those of you who haven’t watched it.
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Excited! #BeaverSupermoon this evening!
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Excited! #BeaverSupermoon this evening!
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
(Has a look.)
That was rubbish! Call that a beaver? Disappointing. ☹️ As disappointing as the time a TV announcer was talking about beavers being in an upcoming show and it turned out to be some kind of wildlife programme.
Trades description act.
Caught a bit of the Panorama episode about the fall of #PrinceAndrew. I know we are supposed to refer to him now as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, but I really cannot be arsed to be typing Andrew Mountbatten Windsor every time, because Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is a lot of letters and I have very
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Caught a bit of the Panorama episode about the fall of #PrinceAndrew. I know we are supposed to refer to him now as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, but I really cannot be arsed to be typing Andrew Mountbatten Windsor every time, because Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is a lot of letters and I have very
If you follow hundreds of people on #socialmedia, if they all decide to post, you are going to miss something. True, unless you spend all your time on social media and read absolutely everything. I don’t. What am I missing? I’ll never know.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
If you follow hundreds of people on #socialmedia, if they all decide to post, you are going to miss something. True, unless you spend all your time on social media and read absolutely everything. I don’t. What am I missing? I’ll never know.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind.
#ShelbyOaks. In 2008 Riley Brennan, host of the You Tube show Paranormal Paranoids, disappears. 12 years later, her sister Mia agrees to be interviewed for a documentary about the disappearance, and what might have happened.
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
#ShelbyOaks. In 2008 Riley Brennan, host of the You Tube show Paranormal Paranoids, disappears. 12 years later, her sister Mia agrees to be interviewed for a documentary about the disappearance, and what might have happened.
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
Some sniffy reviews about Shelby Oaks, but I really enjoyed it. Pretty
#Relay. You got something on a corporation? You need a middle party to negotiate with that corporation? Ash is your man. He’s professional, he’s disciplined and he’s detailed. Except when he gets too close to the client.
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#Relay. You got something on a corporation? You need a middle party to negotiate with that corporation? Ash is your man. He’s professional, he’s disciplined and he’s detailed. Except when he gets too close to the client.
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
I thought this was terrific. Really good. A lovely random choice for today,
The day has dawned. First of November, walked into a shop in town and they were playing Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, and other less brilliant #Christmas songs. Seems early for me, but the Frankfurt Christmas Market has also started in Brum today, so what do I know?
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The day has dawned. First of November, walked into a shop in town and they were playing Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, and other less brilliant #Christmas songs. Seems early for me, but the Frankfurt Christmas Market has also started in Brum today, so what do I know?
#Halloween? Nah, me neither. Watched horror film I saw years ago. Didn’t much care for then, don’t much care for it now. Didn’t make normal crack about getting boiling oil ready for little kids ready to knock on my door because, hey, boring.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
#Halloween? Nah, me neither. Watched horror film I saw years ago. Didn’t much care for then, don’t much care for it now. Didn’t make normal crack about getting boiling oil ready for little kids ready to knock on my door because, hey, boring.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
Thank God it’s the weekend. Tedious, Groundhog Day week.
#PrinceAndrew. Sorry, just Andrew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
#PrinceAndrew. Sorry, just Andrew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see that the organisation The Campaign For Plain English still exists. Got a potential customer for you lads!
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I see that the organisation The Campaign For Plain English still exists. Got a potential customer for you lads!
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
#Microsoft: The current AWS outage is due to an “inadvertent configuration change”.
Meaning, I think, they made a change and did not test it properly. Looks like they are doing a restore
In other news there is a little flying #insect flying around my living room. It has been doing so for the last three days and is the equivalent of that mouse in Mousehunt. Has so far resisted every attempt by myself to terminate the fucker. Respect.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In other news there is a little flying #insect flying around my living room. It has been doing so for the last three days and is the equivalent of that mouse in Mousehunt. Has so far resisted every attempt by myself to terminate the fucker. Respect.
Cold enough now to be considering putting gloves on when I leave the house. Just considering, mind. Gloves do not go on until November 1st, even if a The Day After Tomorrow scenario were to arise.
Was accused at the weekend of running my life to a #timetable, especially with regard to clothes to be
Was accused at the weekend of running my life to a #timetable, especially with regard to clothes to be
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Cold enough now to be considering putting gloves on when I leave the house. Just considering, mind. Gloves do not go on until November 1st, even if a The Day After Tomorrow scenario were to arise.
Was accused at the weekend of running my life to a #timetable, especially with regard to clothes to be
Was accused at the weekend of running my life to a #timetable, especially with regard to clothes to be
#Clocks went back, I did not get up particularly early this morning, so why am I now at 21:44 struggling to keep my eyes open. What is this 💩?
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
#Clocks went back, I did not get up particularly early this morning, so why am I now at 21:44 struggling to keep my eyes open. What is this 💩?
#PrinceAndrew in discussions to leave the Royal Lodge!
Earlier.
Charles: You’re leaving the Royal Lodge.
Andrew: Yeah, Ok.
Earlier.
Charles: You’re leaving the Royal Lodge.
Andrew: Yeah, Ok.
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#PrinceAndrew in discussions to leave the Royal Lodge!
Earlier.
Charles: You’re leaving the Royal Lodge.
Andrew: Yeah, Ok.
Earlier.
Charles: You’re leaving the Royal Lodge.
Andrew: Yeah, Ok.
#RIPDaveBall. I know there have been reformations, and there is an album due next year, but essentially Soft Cell only had a couple of years of great success. What was it, 1981 through 1984? Doesn’t matter. What wonderful, tuneful, brilliant soundscapes and songs. True that he couldn’t have done it
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#RIPDaveBall. I know there have been reformations, and there is an album due next year, but essentially Soft Cell only had a couple of years of great success. What was it, 1981 through 1984? Doesn’t matter. What wonderful, tuneful, brilliant soundscapes and songs. True that he couldn’t have done it
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with... 'L'.
(Is it Lens Wipes?)
It is. You're good at this game, Rob.
(Thanks.)
Love you Rob.
(Love you too.)
❤️
(❤️❤️)
(Is it Lens Wipes?)
It is. You're good at this game, Rob.
(Thanks.)
Love you Rob.
(Love you too.)
❤️
(❤️❤️)
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with... 'L'.
(Is it Lens Wipes?)
It is. You're good at this game, Rob.
(Thanks.)
Love you Rob.
(Love you too.)
❤️
(❤️❤️)
(Is it Lens Wipes?)
It is. You're good at this game, Rob.
(Thanks.)
Love you Rob.
(Love you too.)
❤️
(❤️❤️)
One book ends, another one begins. Next up: #TheTraveller by #JohnTwelveHawks.
Brothers living off the grid. A girl trained to fight and survive at any cost is summoned to protect them. Why?
A few years ago, one of the many conspiracy theories that titted about the internet for a second was that
Brothers living off the grid. A girl trained to fight and survive at any cost is summoned to protect them. Why?
A few years ago, one of the many conspiracy theories that titted about the internet for a second was that
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
One book ends, another one begins. Next up: #TheTraveller by #JohnTwelveHawks.
Brothers living off the grid. A girl trained to fight and survive at any cost is summoned to protect them. Why?
A few years ago, one of the many conspiracy theories that titted about the internet for a second was that
Brothers living off the grid. A girl trained to fight and survive at any cost is summoned to protect them. Why?
A few years ago, one of the many conspiracy theories that titted about the internet for a second was that