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Rob Elwes
@robelwes.bsky.social
King’s Lynn’s second favourite fender vendor. The rest of this description was deleted as it didn’t make sense.
Shadowplay.
#guitar #apx600
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I know they’re ai, but as postcards, those pics have come out beautifully. Have a grand tour - blimey, you’re busy.
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
August 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Loved today’s Minute Cryptic. Cryptics were always beyond me, but the daily clue with hints and explainers is working a treat. Just one a day, and a single minute is a bit ambitious. Via website or app.

www.minutecryptic.com

apps.apple.com/gb/app/minut...
August 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Well, as long as the ramps are slippery, suitable and adequate ;0)
July 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
There’s a Tardis lawn sprinkler on Etsy that’s just calling to me like a crazy mad banshee. #doctorwho #lawncare #hosepipeban

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
July 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I only ever quite liked PacMan. But loved Zaxxon, the arcade game back in the 80s. I thought game graphics would never get better.

Lots of vintage games can be found for phone or console, but not that one. I expect it plays like a dog now.
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hair from 'the talking mongoose' case
One of several hair samples collected and tested during the investigation into Gef, the talking mongoose. They were most likely taken from a long haired dog.
July 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
King’s Lynn Minster through the window in the tower of Clifton House. Complete with bird #turd on pane.
July 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I had a go at the helm of the Baden Powell, the beautifully restored cockling boat from 1900. Sailed up the Gt Ouse at King’s Lynn, to the seals at the The Wash. It was fab.
July 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Here’s the fruity song lyrics quiz from the pub quiz. Answers in alt text. #quiz #fun #pop
July 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
That one was easy as pie.
June 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This has been my lock screen for the last week. Bodrum2025. Any questions?
June 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tell me about it.
June 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Google’s ai overview is playing silly buggers again. Had me hoodwinked for a moment after checking a lyric.

Julian Cope hasn’t recorded a song called “The Very Same” and neither has he recorded an album called either A Personal Life or The Drowning. The picture is him, though, so hats orf.
June 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Very funny man Josh Glanc in Norwich, delivering his Edinburgh show, Family Man. Not as hairy as I remembered, unless sitting in the front row, which I was. Brilliant stuff.
June 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
M&S Juicy. Damn good drink with only naturally occuring sugars. But killjoy Yuka app says “No”.
June 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Under the bridge. Dog poo bags. Why go to the trouble of bagging it if you’re just going to leave it in a heap?
June 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What are these little white plastic strands sticking out of the ground in my local park?! Some kind of muntjac deterrent perhaps?
May 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
This, just out, sounds like a terrific read. Owain Mulligan, The Accidental Soldier. And the author’s royalties are going to Warchild.

Nothing came up when I searched this site. Surely mine isn’t its first mention?!
April 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Have a go at the monster picture round from the pub #quiz.
March 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Almost an x-ray of a hip dude’s hip. It’s just the sunbeams reflecting off my Stratocaster. You can tell because there aren’t six strings attached to my hip.
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sometimes the late Christmas presents are the best. For example, this magnificent dalek butter dish. As Mari Wilson sang in 1982, it’s just what I always wanted. Thanks and props to the talented @wotm1234.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sunset this brisk January evening. Through the sluice gate at Saddlebow, King’s Lynn.
January 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Well I’m sorry to disappoint ;0)
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM