Rob Elwes
@robelwes.bsky.social
King’s Lynn’s second favourite fender vendor. The rest of this description was deleted as it didn’t make sense.
It’s heartwarming when, at the end of a business phone call, the customer says, “Love you, bye”.
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s heartwarming when, at the end of a business phone call, the customer says, “Love you, bye”.
Terrific Traitors tonight, but it’s not much of a cliffhanger if neither one of them is a traitor.
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Terrific Traitors tonight, but it’s not much of a cliffhanger if neither one of them is a traitor.
When they banish another Faithful and call them a great player - well, not great enough, since everyone thought they were a Traitor.
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When they banish another Faithful and call them a great player - well, not great enough, since everyone thought they were a Traitor.
Just wondering what video games the dodgy “prince” is playing.
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just wondering what video games the dodgy “prince” is playing.
I streamed a film on Channel 4 last night which was so bad they didn’t even bother putting ads in it.
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I streamed a film on Channel 4 last night which was so bad they didn’t even bother putting ads in it.
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If you’ve enjoyed my videos over the last few years I’d love to see you at my live shows. My tour starts in a month and sales have been slower than last year - probably partly because I’m not on X anymore. But it’s a fun show and I’d love more people to see it! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Matt Green Tickets, Tour and Concert Dates – www.livenation.co.uk
www.livenation.co.uk
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you’ve enjoyed my videos over the last few years I’d love to see you at my live shows. My tour starts in a month and sales have been slower than last year - probably partly because I’m not on X anymore. But it’s a fun show and I’d love more people to see it! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
That has to worth a Mars Bar. No hints. I’m getting the hang of this cryptic clue stuff.
Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025
"Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7)
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I scored: 3 under par
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Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025
"Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 3 under par
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September 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
That has to worth a Mars Bar. No hints. I’m getting the hang of this cryptic clue stuff.
Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025
"Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 3 under par
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Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025
"Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 3 under par
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How and why do people post without a capital letter at the start of a sentence? There must be a setting they’ve deliberately turned off.
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How and why do people post without a capital letter at the start of a sentence? There must be a setting they’ve deliberately turned off.
That really is an unfortunate photo of Mandelson and Epstein.
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That really is an unfortunate photo of Mandelson and Epstein.
No emergency test message for me today. Sounds like I’m one of the lucky ones. iphone/Voda good signal. It worked last time.
September 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
No emergency test message for me today. Sounds like I’m one of the lucky ones. iphone/Voda good signal. It worked last time.
Notice on the reception desk at the vet: “If this candle is lit, someone is saying goodbye to their beloved pet. We ask that you speak softly and with respect during this difficult time.”
There are two candles.
There are two candles.
September 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Notice on the reception desk at the vet: “If this candle is lit, someone is saying goodbye to their beloved pet. We ask that you speak softly and with respect during this difficult time.”
There are two candles.
There are two candles.
Oh yeah, bragging rights are mine.
Minute Cryptic - 29 August, 2025
"Cat's head, fish's tail, pig's torso and mare blended!?" (7)
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I scored: 3 under par
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Minute Cryptic - 29 August, 2025
"Cat's head, fish's tail, pig's torso and mare blended!?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 3 under par
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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August 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Oh yeah, bragging rights are mine.
Minute Cryptic - 29 August, 2025
"Cat's head, fish's tail, pig's torso and mare blended!?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 3 under par
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Minute Cryptic - 29 August, 2025
"Cat's head, fish's tail, pig's torso and mare blended!?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
I scored: 3 under par
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The peculiar thing about Xbox suddenly wanting to verify my age is that I’ve had the account for longer than 18 years.
August 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The peculiar thing about Xbox suddenly wanting to verify my age is that I’ve had the account for longer than 18 years.
I mean, how is your belly even going to get smaller if you keep injecting Mounjaro into it? 😜
August 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I mean, how is your belly even going to get smaller if you keep injecting Mounjaro into it? 😜
August 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Loved today’s Minute Cryptic. Cryptics were always beyond me, but the daily clue with hints and explainers is working a treat. Just one a day, and a single minute is a bit ambitious. Via website or app.
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August 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Loved today’s Minute Cryptic. Cryptics were always beyond me, but the daily clue with hints and explainers is working a treat. Just one a day, and a single minute is a bit ambitious. Via website or app.
www.minutecryptic.com
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www.minutecryptic.com
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It’s a great weekend for the LGBs of west Norfolk, with Mariah Carey at Sandringham and King’s Lynn Pride.
August 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It’s a great weekend for the LGBs of west Norfolk, with Mariah Carey at Sandringham and King’s Lynn Pride.
I managed that one in a flash. Almost a PB.
#ows543 🔎 5/5 (00:52)
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🔥 streak: 31
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#ows543 🔎 5/5 (00:52)
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🔥 streak: 31
🥈 #owssilverteam
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August 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I managed that one in a flash. Almost a PB.
#ows543 🔎 5/5 (00:52)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🔥 streak: 31
🥈 #owssilverteam
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#ows543 🔎 5/5 (00:52)
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🔥 streak: 31
🥈 #owssilverteam
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@edp24.bsky.social Keep the stories coming please 😘
August 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@edp24.bsky.social Keep the stories coming please 😘
Well, as long as the ramps are slippery, suitable and adequate ;0)
July 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Well, as long as the ramps are slippery, suitable and adequate ;0)
There’s a Tardis lawn sprinkler on Etsy that’s just calling to me like a crazy mad banshee. #doctorwho #lawncare #hosepipeban
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July 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There’s a Tardis lawn sprinkler on Etsy that’s just calling to me like a crazy mad banshee. #doctorwho #lawncare #hosepipeban
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
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July 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I only ever quite liked PacMan. But loved Zaxxon, the arcade game back in the 80s. I thought game graphics would never get better.
Lots of vintage games can be found for phone or console, but not that one. I expect it plays like a dog now.
Lots of vintage games can be found for phone or console, but not that one. I expect it plays like a dog now.
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I only ever quite liked PacMan. But loved Zaxxon, the arcade game back in the 80s. I thought game graphics would never get better.
Lots of vintage games can be found for phone or console, but not that one. I expect it plays like a dog now.
Lots of vintage games can be found for phone or console, but not that one. I expect it plays like a dog now.
Hair from 'the talking mongoose' case
One of several hair samples collected and tested during the investigation into Gef, the talking mongoose. They were most likely taken from a long haired dog.
One of several hair samples collected and tested during the investigation into Gef, the talking mongoose. They were most likely taken from a long haired dog.
July 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hair from 'the talking mongoose' case
One of several hair samples collected and tested during the investigation into Gef, the talking mongoose. They were most likely taken from a long haired dog.
One of several hair samples collected and tested during the investigation into Gef, the talking mongoose. They were most likely taken from a long haired dog.