I know Christmas is the time for utterly vile flavour combinations but this puppy will take some beating.

Don't eat it

@nicholasroyle.bsky.social one for your archives. Greenwich.

Now THAT is what I call a headline.

It's horrifying but very much on brand. Textbook psychopath. Not even remotely surprised.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...

Sign I'm a geriatric #348. This is my thumb after trying to open a pistachio nut

I like bluesky and all but wtf is this shit every time I open the app??