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Rob Cutforth
@robcutforth.bsky.social
Foreign muck
I know Christmas is the time for utterly vile flavour combinations but this puppy will take some beating.
December 8, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Don't eat it
December 2, 2023 at 11:51 PM
@nicholasroyle.bsky.social one for your archives. Greenwich.
December 2, 2023 at 11:58 AM
To all my British mates, who use this phrase when they are on their way to meet me, and I say this out of love and no disrespect, but if you are going to use it, please know that it is "En route", not "On route". That is all.
November 29, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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anyways...here is wonderwall
November 9, 2023 at 3:50 PM
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I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the....
November 9, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Now THAT is what I call a headline.
November 3, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Can someone please explain why this is so terrible? Seems tame af to me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/enterta...
Emily Hampshire: Actress apologises for Depp and Heard costume
The Schitt's Creek star dressed as Johnny Depp with a friend, who posed as his ex-wife Amber Heard.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 2, 2023 at 9:45 PM
It's horrifying but very much on brand. Textbook psychopath. Not even remotely surprised.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...
November 2, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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October 31, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Noel Fielding and Alison Hammond are as funny as childhood leukaemia. The comedy duo of Pol Pot and Satan's ballsack. It's not Mel and Sue, it's Hell and Poo. Absolute pricks.
October 26, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Life hack: if you ever find yourself singing Nick the Stripper by The Birthday Party in the same room in which your wife is getting dressed, maybe hum the "fat little insect" bit.
October 26, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Workmate in her early thirties said "does saying 'lol' make me an old person?" Bitch, I've only just stopped saying rad
October 15, 2023 at 10:59 AM
Listening to Manchester radio (because I hate myself). DJ says "make a request via X or Threads". Threads lol
October 15, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Sign I'm a geriatric #348. This is my thumb after trying to open a pistachio nut
October 14, 2023 at 10:39 AM
I like bluesky and all but wtf is this shit every time I open the app??
October 5, 2023 at 6:36 PM
The Manchester leg of HS2 getting scrapped is the final nail in the Tory coffin, but what I can't figure out is why tf didn't Sunak wait until after the election and make Labour scrap it?
October 3, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Still can't believe Graham Onions is an actual name.
September 29, 2023 at 12:43 PM