robcarver.bsky.social
@robcarver.bsky.social
Just a guy trying to live his life and leave this place a bit better than I found it
Because of #TheEight, Democrats will own the health insurance premium increases in January and have exactly nothing to show for it. This is a Christmas present to the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social Stephen needs a jar of Fs on his desk and every show he should give one away. On the last episode, he should have zero Fs left to give.
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey @developers.google.com why does my Pixel become stupider with each iteration of Google Assistant?
September 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Good read
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I wonder what they do with the radioactive plants
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Tinderbox, meet match.
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience
September 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
TACO SACO NACO
September 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Didn't shower or make my bed today... Figured nobody smells in heaven and all those damned heathens left behind after the Rapture can take care of the laundry.
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trumpistan runs full speed into the truth and it hurts.
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Time for @jimmykimmel.com to start up a podcast.
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'll bet that most of these folks who worry about vaccines and autism don't give a second thought to what's in Febreze, Glade Plug-ins, or whatever other chemical smell confection they use.
September 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Long weekends feel like a double payoff... First a long weekend, and then a short work week! How to bottle that?
September 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Midterm election ads should just profile some of the "patriots" pardoned for J6 and show the evidence from their trials.
September 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Kimmel should run a callback bit where all the news anchors say "Thank God it's September already!"
September 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the American experiment it looks like someone is adding water to acid.
September 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
These folks know what's up:
youtu.be/M876_FfJ3MQ?...
We've had it, with empty useless "thoughts and prayers". They don't mean anything.
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.
August 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Going up a hill to fetch a pail of water is pretty stupid when you think of it. Jack and Jill deserved everything they got.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I like the moon and sometimes I'll even look at a picture of the moon, but the #SturgeonMoon posts are ridiculous. It's just a full moon. Nothing special about it except someone decided to attach a fish's name to it. Rant over.
August 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Nova Scotia's ban on entering the woods is 100% wrongheaded and echoes the errors made during COVID. Ban ignition sources, nothing else.
August 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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If there were a Nobel Prize for lying, he'd win every year 🙄
July 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM