robbwitmer
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The guy who jumped through the wedding cake in the Guns n’ Roses “November Rain” music video
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they’re trying to hide the truth from you. these are real text messages, they’re going sperm-crazy
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
they’re trying to hide the truth from you. these are real text messages, they’re going sperm-crazy
sperm guys declare sperm crisis after listening to podcasts about sperm and reading substacks about sperm and then thinking about sperm for a long time
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
sperm guys declare sperm crisis after listening to podcasts about sperm and reading substacks about sperm and then thinking about sperm for a long time
dealing with cognitive dissonance of simultaneously believing Ai is an evil technology designed to control & manipulate humanity using our creativity & intelligence against us, and also that the people in charge of it should use it to turn Angels back into a cultural phenomenon like in the 90's
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
dealing with cognitive dissonance of simultaneously believing Ai is an evil technology designed to control & manipulate humanity using our creativity & intelligence against us, and also that the people in charge of it should use it to turn Angels back into a cultural phenomenon like in the 90's
Tired: shooting a million feet of film
Wired: Chris Nolan shooting over 2 million feet of film on The Odyssey
Inspired: James L. Brooks using 2 million feet of film to make fuckin SPANGLISH
Wired: Chris Nolan shooting over 2 million feet of film on The Odyssey
Inspired: James L. Brooks using 2 million feet of film to make fuckin SPANGLISH
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Tired: shooting a million feet of film
Wired: Chris Nolan shooting over 2 million feet of film on The Odyssey
Inspired: James L. Brooks using 2 million feet of film to make fuckin SPANGLISH
Wired: Chris Nolan shooting over 2 million feet of film on The Odyssey
Inspired: James L. Brooks using 2 million feet of film to make fuckin SPANGLISH
had to bump it up to 5⭐️, an incredible piece of cinema
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
had to bump it up to 5⭐️, an incredible piece of cinema
Saturday Night Live, season 51, episode 3 (2025)
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Saturday Night Live, season 51, episode 3 (2025)
parades? we’re talking about parades?!?
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
parades? we’re talking about parades?!?
actually they are longtime collaborators
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
actually they are longtime collaborators
This is a serious news organization and we serve the people by reporting hard-hitting facts like “What do politicians think about things other politicians said?” and “What does the general public think about things politicians say?” or “What’s something scary that might be happening somewhere?”
October 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is a serious news organization and we serve the people by reporting hard-hitting facts like “What do politicians think about things other politicians said?” and “What does the general public think about things politicians say?” or “What’s something scary that might be happening somewhere?”
when Matt Reeves asks you to read his script for The Batman 2
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
when Matt Reeves asks you to read his script for The Batman 2
a lot of you are saying this doesn't look like me and I wasn't old enough in 1991 to be in the video, but the truth of the matter is that you can't prove either of those things
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
a lot of you are saying this doesn't look like me and I wasn't old enough in 1991 to be in the video, but the truth of the matter is that you can't prove either of those things
there’s no such thing as coincidence
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
there’s no such thing as coincidence
