ryan lizza? i'm not onboarding that. that's not a real name or person and i won't be hearing of it

i've fallen down the sondheim hole. t-minus ten minutes until i'm mainlining every version of "send in the clowns" available on youtube, melancholy as hell

she tried to clarify by talking about "tesla" but i continued to be confused and thought she meant the man... tried to concoct some sort of european intellectual continuity there.... mind you we were discussing vocab words such as "accomplishments" and "proud"

a deadbeat grandpa on one side and an old-timey left-on-the-stoop orphan grandma on the other really provides a frisson of mystery to the ol' family tree

my dad tried to convince me he meant orson welles when he was young but come on. i can hear grandpa's ghost whispering to me still: "no. i meant when he was huge and drunk"

this whole album makes me want to post like the worlds stupidest gay guy. every track activates my stan genes. when will all of you catch up to kelis