i'm robbie
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sometimes i go to the lake and sing songs to the lake about the lake. once, a goose clapped
by far the most surreal subnarrative in trump's deterioration is his persistent and clear belief that asylum (political) is somehow related to asylum (insane)
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
by far the most surreal subnarrative in trump's deterioration is his persistent and clear belief that asylum (political) is somehow related to asylum (insane)
the restaurants and recipe creators of america are not doing enough with udon. we need to be udonmaxxing. one of the best noodles, and yet where is the innovation? the experimentation? give me udon in sauces no udon has seen before. put it on top or inside of various other items. something!!!
January 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
the restaurants and recipe creators of america are not doing enough with udon. we need to be udonmaxxing. one of the best noodles, and yet where is the innovation? the experimentation? give me udon in sauces no udon has seen before. put it on top or inside of various other items. something!!!
kids these days don't know about gg allin. and that's probably fine honestly
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
kids these days don't know about gg allin. and that's probably fine honestly
thanks for posting about me martha
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
thanks for posting about me martha
the powers that be are trying to erase sky ferreira's 2011 EP "As If!" by keeping it off major streaming platforms. but i won't let them. me and maybe a dozen other gay guys in our 30s are here to keep the flame alive. this song still fucks soundcloud.com/skyferreira/...
99 Tears
You can drown in...
soundcloud.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
the powers that be are trying to erase sky ferreira's 2011 EP "As If!" by keeping it off major streaming platforms. but i won't let them. me and maybe a dozen other gay guys in our 30s are here to keep the flame alive. this song still fucks soundcloud.com/skyferreira/...
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I'm sorry but every time I hear "Dilbert" I think about Jenny Slate yelling, "READ A FRIGGIN' DILBERT AND GO TO SLEEP" in this classic Bestie x Bestie www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqr...
What's wrong with books?
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January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I'm sorry but every time I hear "Dilbert" I think about Jenny Slate yelling, "READ A FRIGGIN' DILBERT AND GO TO SLEEP" in this classic Bestie x Bestie www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqr...
rip to dilbert guy. you sucked shit but i hope the kid i did speech therapy with in middle school who was obsessed with your comic isn't too bummed out
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
rip to dilbert guy. you sucked shit but i hope the kid i did speech therapy with in middle school who was obsessed with your comic isn't too bummed out
why would the let me see Testament of Ann Lee in theaters and yet the soundtrack is not yet streaming. if i don't hear some of those songs again STAT i'm going to lose it
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
why would the let me see Testament of Ann Lee in theaters and yet the soundtrack is not yet streaming. if i don't hear some of those songs again STAT i'm going to lose it
learning that Stranger Things fandom has spun off a mutually gaslighting delusional torment sphere of Shippers that is now going full JohnLock "there's a secret episode they didn't want to tell us about" mode..... to everything, turn turn turn....
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
learning that Stranger Things fandom has spun off a mutually gaslighting delusional torment sphere of Shippers that is now going full JohnLock "there's a secret episode they didn't want to tell us about" mode..... to everything, turn turn turn....
hearing my mother try to remember the names of various actors she recognized in Marty Supreme - "itzak maragi", "fran drechman", "that gwenyth" - a delightful experience
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
hearing my mother try to remember the names of various actors she recognized in Marty Supreme - "itzak maragi", "fran drechman", "that gwenyth" - a delightful experience
it shouldn't be rude or gross to scratch inside your ear in public. i've got shit going on in there and i gotta figure it out. let's all agree to politely ignore each other on this one
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it shouldn't be rude or gross to scratch inside your ear in public. i've got shit going on in there and i gotta figure it out. let's all agree to politely ignore each other on this one
love that Delta is still trying to tell me my flight is going to take off a full half hour before the incoming previous flight lands. love to not get updated delay estimates
December 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
love that Delta is still trying to tell me my flight is going to take off a full half hour before the incoming previous flight lands. love to not get updated delay estimates
it's time to speak my truth about the gay hockey show: i had to stop watching because i found the music annoying. the score drove me insane. i have seen this mentioned in none of the reviews or discussion so i think this might just be a personal problem
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
it's time to speak my truth about the gay hockey show: i had to stop watching because i found the music annoying. the score drove me insane. i have seen this mentioned in none of the reviews or discussion so i think this might just be a personal problem
once again overestimated the general public's knowledge of the mcdonaldland universe....... in this whole christmas dinner only my 13 year old niece knew who Grimace was when i referenced him..... and even she took a minute to get there
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
once again overestimated the general public's knowledge of the mcdonaldland universe....... in this whole christmas dinner only my 13 year old niece knew who Grimace was when i referenced him..... and even she took a minute to get there
i should be allowed to sleep in a walk-in refrigerator. the government should provide this for me
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i should be allowed to sleep in a walk-in refrigerator. the government should provide this for me
i've discovered an incredibly important wiki www.fakebands.com/wiki/index.p...
Electro Who-Cardio Floox - Rocklopedia Fakebandica
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December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i've discovered an incredibly important wiki www.fakebands.com/wiki/index.p...
okay, so the whos down in whoville worship the christian god. we know this. but are whos... ensouled? did christ die for the whos? can a who enter the gates of heaven or are they denied, like other nonhuman beasts
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
okay, so the whos down in whoville worship the christian god. we know this. but are whos... ensouled? did christ die for the whos? can a who enter the gates of heaven or are they denied, like other nonhuman beasts
the fancy holiday cards that cost like $12 because they have glitter and thick foam cutouts..... who are we kidding with that
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the fancy holiday cards that cost like $12 because they have glitter and thick foam cutouts..... who are we kidding with that
it's time to lock the fuck in
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
it's time to lock the fuck in
so ready to silently queen out in the darkness with the five other freaks at this tuesday evening showing of Ella McCay
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
so ready to silently queen out in the darkness with the five other freaks at this tuesday evening showing of Ella McCay
made me feel insane when this movie (which is good) twisted itself up to explain a father-son hereditary priest situation within catholicism. just be protestant and have the church be pretty! be episcopalian or something!
lol exactly! he even said as much in an interview theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
made me feel insane when this movie (which is good) twisted itself up to explain a father-son hereditary priest situation within catholicism. just be protestant and have the church be pretty! be episcopalian or something!
had too many cocktails at the office holiday party and in the uber home ready to declare things like "The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones is the most perfect piece of art ever to exist. and believe it
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
had too many cocktails at the office holiday party and in the uber home ready to declare things like "The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones is the most perfect piece of art ever to exist. and believe it
incredible how every time i end up on a subreddit dedicated to a podcast it's full of insane people who hate the hosts and hate every episode and then also refuse to stop listening
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
incredible how every time i end up on a subreddit dedicated to a podcast it's full of insane people who hate the hosts and hate every episode and then also refuse to stop listening
it's absolutely psycho that they show prescription medication ads in the MOVIE THEATER now
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it's absolutely psycho that they show prescription medication ads in the MOVIE THEATER now
i can feel it coming... one day i am going to have to turn to my 11 year old nephew and give him the old "you can't be talking like that white baby"
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i can feel it coming... one day i am going to have to turn to my 11 year old nephew and give him the old "you can't be talking like that white baby"