i'm robbie
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sometimes i go to the lake and sing songs to the lake about the lake. once, a goose clapped
it's absolutely psycho that they show prescription medication ads in the MOVIE THEATER now
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it's absolutely psycho that they show prescription medication ads in the MOVIE THEATER now
i can feel it coming... one day i am going to have to turn to my 11 year old nephew and give him the old "you can't be talking like that white baby"
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i can feel it coming... one day i am going to have to turn to my 11 year old nephew and give him the old "you can't be talking like that white baby"
damn, rip tom stoppard. i think about this bit of Arcadia like once a week minimum
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
damn, rip tom stoppard. i think about this bit of Arcadia like once a week minimum
is this marching band at the thanksgiving day parade playing "hyperballad" or have i gone insane
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
is this marching band at the thanksgiving day parade playing "hyperballad" or have i gone insane
dropped my laptop on my toe. i'll be accepting flowers and gifts at my usual address
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
dropped my laptop on my toe. i'll be accepting flowers and gifts at my usual address
every time i read a new person's opinion about Bugonia i feel insane. increasingly clear to me that i'm the only person who has the correct opinion about this movie.... and i WON'T be explicating further but i WILL be cranky about it
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
every time i read a new person's opinion about Bugonia i feel insane. increasingly clear to me that i'm the only person who has the correct opinion about this movie.... and i WON'T be explicating further but i WILL be cranky about it
press conference where Doctor Worm from the song "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants denies allegations that he was the work in RFK Jr's brain. is this anything
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
press conference where Doctor Worm from the song "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants denies allegations that he was the work in RFK Jr's brain. is this anything
i already know so many things about so many annoying media people - bari weiss et al - and now i have to keep knowing more things about olivia nuzzi? leave me out of it
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i already know so many things about so many annoying media people - bari weiss et al - and now i have to keep knowing more things about olivia nuzzi? leave me out of it
walked into the new Frankenstein with so much hope in my heart that actually consensus is wrong and it would be really good. and then it just kinda sucked. oscar isaac sucked so bad i'm starting to retroactively wonder if he's always sucked
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
walked into the new Frankenstein with so much hope in my heart that actually consensus is wrong and it would be really good. and then it just kinda sucked. oscar isaac sucked so bad i'm starting to retroactively wonder if he's always sucked
tipsy and back at home in my bed queening out alone. the last bit of this performance made me hover three feet in the air and scream like a banshee yet again www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B3M...
Could I Leave You - Donna Murphy (Sondheim's 80th)
YouTube video by Broadway Plus
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
tipsy and back at home in my bed queening out alone. the last bit of this performance made me hover three feet in the air and scream like a banshee yet again www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B3M...
i'm glad i like the guy, because otherwise having a hot mayor who is only three months older than me would be catastrophic on a psychological level
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i'm glad i like the guy, because otherwise having a hot mayor who is only three months older than me would be catastrophic on a psychological level
every election when i go to look at the maps i can only think of this image
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
every election when i go to look at the maps i can only think of this image
chinese tutor used elon musk in a sentence but just called him "musk" (ma si ke) and i processed it as "marx" (ma ke si). profoundly confusing for both of us for like two solid minutes there
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
chinese tutor used elon musk in a sentence but just called him "musk" (ma si ke) and i processed it as "marx" (ma ke si). profoundly confusing for both of us for like two solid minutes there
news events of the day have tangentially made me realize i'm not even 100% sure if either of my parents.... have cousins? knew their cousins?
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
news events of the day have tangentially made me realize i'm not even 100% sure if either of my parents.... have cousins? knew their cousins?
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
should i get a cow tools tattoo
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
should i get a cow tools tattoo
it's so funny to go from movie podcasts where everyone is celebrating any kind of theatrical release to a book podcast where the hosts are indignant that everything isn't straight to streaming
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
it's so funny to go from movie podcasts where everyone is celebrating any kind of theatrical release to a book podcast where the hosts are indignant that everything isn't straight to streaming
i don't believe in ghosts except in the sense that i am still haunted by the time my late grandfather told me i looked like orson welles
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i don't believe in ghosts except in the sense that i am still haunted by the time my late grandfather told me i looked like orson welles
insane to this day that katy perry "firework" became the 4th of july standard and not this objectively superior track open.spotify.com/track/6JaUTM...
4th Of July (Fireworks)
open.spotify.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
insane to this day that katy perry "firework" became the 4th of july standard and not this objectively superior track open.spotify.com/track/6JaUTM...
damn, both my childhood heroes (roger ebert & jane goodall) are dead now
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
damn, both my childhood heroes (roger ebert & jane goodall) are dead now
do not say "barefoot sneakerinas" to me, new york magazine
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
do not say "barefoot sneakerinas" to me, new york magazine
everyone who answers this needs to include their height with the answer. your choices are meaningless to me
That's the right answer. Seat 4.
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
everyone who answers this needs to include their height with the answer. your choices are meaningless to me
can't believe insane tiktok people started a chain of events that made me have to explain the "left behind" series to a group of people who'd never heard of it over lunch at my office
September 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
can't believe insane tiktok people started a chain of events that made me have to explain the "left behind" series to a group of people who'd never heard of it over lunch at my office
whenever i'm in a doom spiral about the state of politics i inevitably end up remembering and fixating on the fact that trump solidly lost the popular vote in 2016. and then this happens to my brain www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUAN...
Elden Ring - Instant Death
YouTube video by implink
www.youtube.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
whenever i'm in a doom spiral about the state of politics i inevitably end up remembering and fixating on the fact that trump solidly lost the popular vote in 2016. and then this happens to my brain www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUAN...
okay you all can keep posting about the dumb shit he said. i need a separate forum to talk about what the fuck is going on with ezra klein's facial hair
September 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
okay you all can keep posting about the dumb shit he said. i need a separate forum to talk about what the fuck is going on with ezra klein's facial hair