Sounds right, though

The only way to look strong is to have Congress roll over on its back

It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.

You may be being facetious but I bet you aren’t all that wrong. My strong suspicion is that there aren’t a lot of people with one or two Star Trek uniforms. You’ve either got none or a bunch of

They should always be given benefit of the doubt, but no one else should

On my second deployment we got a new 2LT right out of West Point. He got assigned to the night shift with me (we hadn't had an officer before and had no use for one, but whatever). He would sit around and complain about being bored. Once, I suggested he read a manual. He declined.

As a human, I do believe you are entitled to more charcuterie than a cat. That’s just a value I hold. Humans should have easier access to preserved meats than cats. There. I’ve said it!

Yeah, women really don’t like it when you lock them in the bathroom because you have people over and you don’t trust them not to eat the charcuterie

Punches a hole through the check?

Presumably, anything short of accepting the frontrunner in the most recent poll to be presented is inexcusable.

Jesus. Can’t we wait until after the primary to get upset at people for criticizing a candidate? Or am I supposed to pretend I didn’t notice Newsom being shitty on trans issues and not say anything about it?