Fred Armisen will definitely play Wolff in the biopic of all this, right?

So frustrating. Can’t leave a *voicemail* outside of business hours. But they can betray their constituents outside of business hours.

I thought this was a cute little pun about a waiter tripping…until I noticed the pool of blood under the server and the gun.

Dark, man. Dark. (And made me laugh)

Wish I shared this optimism

I’m not an expert on this, but one theory is that perennial and prolific Republican donors like the Koch brothers’ wealth is tied to fossil fuels.

Do you have a GoFundMe or something we can contribute to? Seems like a good cause.

Nice job by Schiff summarizing all her evasions for an easily packaged sound bite. Too many people don’t watch hearings but that rapid fire list highlights just how corrupt and lawless the administration is

It’s so fascinating— we’ve become numb to his rapid-fire lies and the media here just ignores them since many are “old news.” It’s so refreshing to see reporters knock them down one by one quickly and unequivocally.

Just jaw dropping idiocy

Pretty damn unambiguous

My friends and I still randomly shout, “Wheel! Of! Fish!”

I know there’s a lot going on, but I don’t understand why this isn’t the top news story every day. I know you’re (sort of) joking, but what’s to stop him from killing Americans on American soil and just claiming they’re terrorists. Absolutely enraging and terrifying.

Robert concluded the story by admitting he accidentally got off the elevator on the wrong floor and said humbly, “so now I’m late AND an idiot.” 5/5

Just then, a guy opened the door in his bathrobe, recognized who it was, and asked puzzledly, “Robert Redford, why are trying to break into my room?” 4/5

He kept trying, but as it kept beeping red, he got increasingly frustrated “and I’m not proud of this, but started swearing loudly and kicking the door” 3/5

He was a few minutes late and apologized. He said he got to the lobby of the hotel on the way to the luncheon and realized he forgot something, so went back up to his room, but his keycard suddenly didn’t work. 2/5

Estuaries vanished, leaving humanity forever adrift.