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Rob
@rob.avoids.work
A Brit in the US, a pilot without a plane. A guy who doesn’t know nothing. Lover of a good dad joke and a hater of shirts. Las Vegas based
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And to the Colorado river too
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Little 6-mile hike today to the hot springs
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bruno’s crazy time. He’s a biter but always playful
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Leg day, on a Monday?!?! 🦵🏋️‍♂️
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I made meat 🥩
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Puppy cuddles
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Who can afford premium brand autism in this economy? Store brand top up is fine for me
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Morning, I’m up
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Someone is taking up most of the sofa and doesn’t like to share when he’s sleeping
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Back and bicep day
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I did a leg day yesterday. Need these chicken legs to grow
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s a “work from the garden” afternoon. But by “work” I mostly mean doom-scrolling social media
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
And the pool is back open again with fresh water
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ugh, here goes another week of work
September 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Time for that morning swim
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I love my current morning routine, when I can do it. Wake up, power up work computer, make coffee, sit outside in the garden with the dog and just use my phone to respond to slacks/emails until I have to go back inside to do actual work
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Bruno and I both giving the humps on hump day
September 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Tough gym day after feeling meh last couple of days
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Got the new Covid and flu shots yesterday. My arm hurts today and I’m feeling “meh” 😞. But at least I won’t get sick this winter
September 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Also
September 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
September 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Back be backing
September 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Went and did a little bit of off-roading with my drone today. Was fun
September 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Coffee time ☕️
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bruno still isn’t a fan of the pool and won’t come near it
September 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM