Rob
@rob.avoids.work
A Brit in the US, a pilot without a plane. A guy who doesn’t know nothing. Lover of a good dad joke and a hater of shirts. Las Vegas based
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Little 6-mile hike today to the hot springs
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Little 6-mile hike today to the hot springs
Is the iPhone 17Pro worth it as an upgrade to the 15Pro?
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Is the iPhone 17Pro worth it as an upgrade to the 15Pro?
Ugh, my doctor prescribed sleep apnea mouth guard broke last night. Now I got to find a doctor, probably go through another sleep study and have them make a new one. That definitely won’t be a quick process 😔
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ugh, my doctor prescribed sleep apnea mouth guard broke last night. Now I got to find a doctor, probably go through another sleep study and have them make a new one. That definitely won’t be a quick process 😔
Bruno’s crazy time. He’s a biter but always playful
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Bruno’s crazy time. He’s a biter but always playful
Leg day, on a Monday?!?! 🦵🏋️♂️
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Leg day, on a Monday?!?! 🦵🏋️♂️
Who can afford premium brand autism in this economy? Store brand top up is fine for me
October 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Who can afford premium brand autism in this economy? Store brand top up is fine for me
Time to play “is it side effects of the new drug or withdrawal from the previous one?”
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October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Time to play “is it side effects of the new drug or withdrawal from the previous one?”
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Just done a coolant drain and radiator hose replacement on my truck. So butch 💪🏼
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just done a coolant drain and radiator hose replacement on my truck. So butch 💪🏼
Someone is taking up most of the sofa and doesn’t like to share when he’s sleeping
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Someone is taking up most of the sofa and doesn’t like to share when he’s sleeping
Just realized it’s Friday haha. I’ve been off work last 2 days so my times are all messed up
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just realized it’s Friday haha. I’ve been off work last 2 days so my times are all messed up
Yay! 4 days off work now, love taking random days off for no real reason except to have a break from idiots
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yay! 4 days off work now, love taking random days off for no real reason except to have a break from idiots
Another work week of nothing being fixed haha. I’ve already opened 3 bugs to our product team before 9am
October 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Another work week of nothing being fixed haha. I’ve already opened 3 bugs to our product team before 9am
Instead of closing out my tickets right away, telling people they’re stupid, I’m going to write out the response telling them they’re stupid then not save it until the end of my day so they have wait for my response
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Instead of closing out my tickets right away, telling people they’re stupid, I’m going to write out the response telling them they’re stupid then not save it until the end of my day so they have wait for my response
I did a leg day yesterday. Need these chicken legs to grow
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I did a leg day yesterday. Need these chicken legs to grow
I wanna go do something after work but don’t want to spend money, and went to the gym yesterday, so no idea what to do
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I wanna go do something after work but don’t want to spend money, and went to the gym yesterday, so no idea what to do
It’s a “work from the garden” afternoon. But by “work” I mostly mean doom-scrolling social media
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s a “work from the garden” afternoon. But by “work” I mostly mean doom-scrolling social media
Is it really “be fucking stupid at work” week?/month?/year?? Seems everyone I work with lately is observing this
a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
ALT: a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
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September 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is it really “be fucking stupid at work” week?/month?/year?? Seems everyone I work with lately is observing this
Why do all these skinny kids with penis hair think they know everything in the gym yet just swing around weights with no form and just grunt?!
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why do all these skinny kids with penis hair think they know everything in the gym yet just swing around weights with no form and just grunt?!
And the pool is back open again with fresh water
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
And the pool is back open again with fresh water
Mortgage pre-qualification application in. Eek! Probably about 6 months out from buying but let’s even see if we can
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mortgage pre-qualification application in. Eek! Probably about 6 months out from buying but let’s even see if we can
Ugh, here goes another week of work
September 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ugh, here goes another week of work