Rob Salmon (he/him)
@rob-salmon.bsky.social
Unprofessional writer. Arsenal fan. Lover of 90s/00s pop culture.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
This is the pint I would like to highlight. Cheers 🍻
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is the pint I would like to highlight. Cheers 🍻
Every time at a pay and display, without fail:
May 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Every time at a pay and display, without fail:
Too late for this? "I was saying 'Boo-lexander Arnold'"
May 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Too late for this? "I was saying 'Boo-lexander Arnold'"
Drop some PRACTICAL EFFECTS 🤯🖤
May 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Drop some PRACTICAL EFFECTS 🤯🖤
Has anyone done this yet? Hopefully, we can overcome our difficult circumstances and get a win at Forest later!
February 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Has anyone done this yet? Hopefully, we can overcome our difficult circumstances and get a win at Forest later!
Amazon Prime when they informed TNT Sports that they'd be taking the Man City vs Real Madrid match:
February 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Amazon Prime when they informed TNT Sports that they'd be taking the Man City vs Real Madrid match:
I glanced at the fantasy football Challenge screen and thought Jamie Vardy had a handlebar moustache.
January 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I glanced at the fantasy football Challenge screen and thought Jamie Vardy had a handlebar moustache.
Omari Hutchinson vs. Arsenal and Omari Hutchinson vs. Chelsea.
December 31, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Omari Hutchinson vs. Arsenal and Omari Hutchinson vs. Chelsea.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
December 30, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Ooh, what's this? An opportune time to do some negotiations? Who's gonna take the BBQ tongs off of Edu to get this done?
November 27, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Ooh, what's this? An opportune time to do some negotiations? Who's gonna take the BBQ tongs off of Edu to get this done?
I reckon he talked to this player first:
November 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I reckon he talked to this player first:
Introduce yourself with four footballers.
November 18, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Introduce yourself with four footballers.
Introduce yourself with four video games:
November 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Introduce yourself with four video games: