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Roanna Flowers (aka Petty Davis)
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Comedy novelist/gossip columnist for imaginary people. Was once called the Dorothy Parker of Austin, TX. They might have been drunk. She/Her but not H.E.R (sadly). Member of Armadillo Authors Society. Learn more at https://www.armadilloauthorssociety.com/
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
Movie poster for film titled GO. 1999. Main char (Ronna) is a blonde chick in red jacket with a black dress. A young Timothy Olyphant pictured in bg wearing a green tee.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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The word for November 17th is "spend"

This little tidbit is from TOO MUCH HEAVEN, coming sometime next year to wherever books are sold.

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
An excerpt from TOO MUCH HEAVEN, a novel by Roanna Flowers aka Rowan Floyd. It is placed in a goldenrod box against a vintage postcard aqua blue sky with white puffy clouds and a squirrel with a halo peeping just over the bottom edge: Petrichor cranes a look over each shoulder to see if the Bombers or the Ladies Who Lunch Jog are reaching for their phones to call the cops (he needs another member of San Diego’s Finest on his case like he needs another squirrel in his life), and then he ducks under the fig’s wide canopy. The sound of the city goes pin-drop quiet, and he slowly straightens, his hands lifting to feel for branches that might be in his head’s way. He would hate to give himself a concussion on such an otherwise pleasant occasion, though it suddenly occurs to him that getting knocked out might be a better way to spend the afternoon. And then the tree starts to chuckle. “Well, well, well...” --Too Much Heaven by Rowan Floyd
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I rarely sign onto FB anymore, but occasionally when I do, I get to visit bangers from the past like this one.

Fuck, and how was 2014 now 11 years ago. Jesus.
Screenshot of a facebook memory post from 11 years ago (2014): Anxiety is like this: you spray some lavender house freshener scent, you probably to a BIT overboard, the ceiling fan disperses it, and now you think you've killed yourself with Mrs. Meyers.
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Went to the Continental Club in Austin by my dang self to listen to a friend and her badass band totally fucking rock. Get yourself some Parker Woodland.
Neon sign for The Continental Club in red and white. Woman is talking to a guy on a white horse. Lit Continental Club marquee for Parker Woodland, a local treasure. Erin, lead singer and bassist for Parker Woodland, singing and rocking the fuck out. She is a white woman with medium length brown hair and is wearing a black dress with poofy pink sleeves. Erin of Parker Woodland holding her bass and taking a bow mid song.
October 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
El Arroyo sign pin that reads: I’ve never faked a sarcasm in my life.
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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If you see this, QTP with a trio of awesomeness!
Nora, Nick and Asta Charles from The Thin Man.
August 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Big Bird (Sesame Street) shook to his core. SHOOK.
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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How it started…How it’s going…

#booksky #amreading
Didion & Babitz by Lili Anolik. Cover is b/w with two headshots: Didion on top, smoking. Babitz on bottom, peering over sunglasses. Didion’s “The White Album” and Babitz’s “Slow Days, Fast Company”
August 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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STOP 🛑 🖐🏻 This is a WIP checkpoint

QP with your current WIP!

#Writing #WIP

This is me, setting my intentions for this narrative. Baby novel number 3 is still baby, not yet ready to roll over or able to hold its own head up.
Picture of a collage from novel planning scrapbook by Roanna Flowers. It shows a tear out quote of white text on black from David Bowie: And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going through. Also a black raven sticker with the words Ni Dieu, Ni Maître (no god, no master), and a b/w movie poster sticker of bride of Frankenstein just because it looks kind of punk.
August 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The moon was enormous last night. I pointed at it and shouted Cosmo’s moon!

I should stop paying so much for mid camera phone. I tried and failed to capture it.
Picture of a full low hanging moon among clouds between the trees. Photo taken of Sturgeon moon 2025 in Austin.
August 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I am outline reluctant but need to be organized to help me finish and finish well. Scene cards on 3x5s have been a game changer for me. Allows me to help myself while still allowing plenty of room for improvisation.

#SummerOfStory
#SundayShare
Example of scene card for E Pluribus, a novel by Roanna Flowers. The card reads: Introduction to Joe: profession, love triangle, personality, mention of premise. It rests on Roanna’s laptop next to an El Arroyo coaster that reads: You can’t text your ex with a margarita in both hands.
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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World building for latest lit-com continues. #amwriting #writingcommunity
Icons for book 3 includes a tear out of The Go-Gos Beauty and The Beat album cover and a pink and black Blondie/Debbie Harry sticker. 2nd page of icons includes a tear out of a Selena mural in Austin, pink and black Francois Hardy sticker, Chappell Roan stickers—one illustration of her wearing a cowboy hat with pink hearts and one of her singing while wearing a red dress. A Cherry Bomb sticker of Joan Jett. A red and black Siouxsie Siousx sticker. And a deep pink and black Cramps sticker. Cut out of David Bowie quote that reads And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going through (used at the opening of The Breakfast Club) along with a black raven sticker that reads Ni Dieu, Ni Maître (No god, no master), and a b/w sticker of a poster for Teen Age Dracula.
August 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Gilda Radner the cat on a teal pillow with front legs crossed. She’s a plump white cat with black splotches.
August 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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A little light reading to prep for the next novel. #amwriting #writingcommunity
Red cover of the BOOK OF DISSENT. Title in large block letters (white). To the left, my mouse pad with a grinning kitten.
August 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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There’s just something about pink and blue. Timeline cleanse for the beauty and the pink. #flower #flowerreport #skysky
Pink crepe myrtle against a light blue sky. Picture taken by R Flowers
July 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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There’s no better foundational quote for the next novel than this, pulled from the opening of The Breakfast Club (also fitting). #worldbuilding #writing
Torn out quote from David Bowie that appeared at the beginning of The Breakfast Club. It’s white text on black. It reads: And these children that you spit on as they try to change their world are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going through.”
July 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

While part of me wants to say Xanadu & The Bee Gees Sgt. Peppers 😂 , my for real answer is Breathless (Godard) & A Hard Day’s Night (The Beatles).
50th anniversary poster for Breathless by Jean Luc Godard. Two main characters are shown in black & white but with a red and blue wash like lens colors. DVD cover of A Hard Day’s Night directed by Richard Lester starring The Beatles. B/w cover is of the lads jumping mid air.
July 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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More world building with the greatest Valentine’s card I’ve ever received. I’ve been holding onto this card for this very moment. #worldbuilding #amwriting #writing
Scrapbook for Roanna Flowers’s next novel. It shows a group of Girl Scouts from the 70s and a valentines card with a white kitten against a red heart. The inside of the card has been ripped out where someone has hand written Happy Valentine’s Day! Death to Traitors.
July 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Taking some time to work on the 3rd novel today. Prep and vibes, vibes and prep. #amwriting #novel #author
Scrapbook for Roanna Flowers’s 3rd novel. Pictured is a page torn from a coloring book that says un-fucking-believable in crayon, a torn piece of paper in large black punk rock font that reads overall vibes, and a sticker of a sweetie pie cartoon cat with the words Blessed with beauty and rage.
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet!
Gilda Radner, a white cat with black splotches, rests her head on her person’s knee in a classic face plant.
July 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Anyone care for a 30-day song challenge? Feel free to play along.
30 Day Song challenge. 1. Fave breakup song 2. Fave love song 3. Song from a genre you hate 4. Song from a genre you love 5. Most overrated song 6. Most underrated song 7. Song from a band you THINK you discovered 8. Song from a band that made you fall in love with the band 9. Song from a soundtrack 10. song that reminds you of home 11. Fave song about a city 12. Fave political/protest song 13. Song that should've won an oscar 14. Fave song about a sport 15. Song that reminds you of spring 16. Song that reminds you of summer 17. Song that reminds you of fall 18. Song that reminds you of winter (*not Christmas) 19. Fave holiday song 20. Guilty pleasure song 21. Your personal theme song 22. Song that captures your generation 23. Fave 1 hit wonder 24. Song you secretly want dedicated to you 25. If 2025 were a song it would be... 26. Songs that remind you of someone you love. 27. Song that reminds you of someone you lost 28. Song that changed your mind about an artist 29. Fave song that tells a story 30. Fave song by a fictional band.
July 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Quote a record that you found in your parents’ collection when you were young.
Album cover for Peter, Paul and Mary's See What Tomorrow Brings. They are pictured holding hands and walking on a grassy sand dune.
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks
More for Gore or the son of a drug lord
None of the above fuck it cut the cord
Lights out
Guerrilla Radio, turn that shit up
Lights out
Guerrilla Radio, turn that shit up
Lights out
Guerrilla Radio, turn that shit up
Lights out
Guerrilla Radio
Julie Andrews holding her guitar and singing in the Austrian mountain meadows surrounded by Von Trapp children.
June 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I don’t know who they are, but I adore them.
2 people at No Kings Protest wearing lizard inflatable costumes and holding signs. The pink one (right) holds a sign that reads: I crawl out of the springs for this?
June 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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New selfie dropped!
Cutie blue kitten sticker. Kitten is taking coquettish pose and blushing. In pink text: Blessed with beauty and rage.
June 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM