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Chris
@roadrageactual.bsky.social
Someone once said I sound like a vaguely threatening Mr. Rogers, and dammit if that wasn’t one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten.
October 10, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Dear western leftists,

Hamas hates you as much as they hate Israel. Their vision for a Palestinian state is very different than Arafat’s was and Fatah’s is.

Palestine should be free, Israel is an apartheid state, and Hamas is a threat to peace everywhere.

Keep that in mind.
October 8, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Every. Damn. Time.
October 4, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Me when I forgot to check if the PCI-e riser that I bought for the computer I’m building is 4.0 compatible. (It wasn’t.)
September 24, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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If the Fetterman body double thing is a "conspiracy theory", then explain this. You can't.
September 20, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I’m just saying that if you’re, “burning empty boxes, not books,” but then vowing to burn books if elected as governor of Missouri, we can all read between the lines, asshole.
September 20, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I have learned the hard way more times than I care to admit that you should NEVER scroll down on the discover tab on BlueSky.
August 29, 2023 at 11:19 PM
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U.S. is now saying that it probably wasn't a SAM used to kill Prigozhin, sounds like they're leaning towards bomb on board. Which tracks, memeing on here aside, when my husband and I talked about it yesterday I doubted they'd use their questionable air defense for something with these stakes.
August 24, 2023 at 7:19 PM
This is my breaking point, personally. I will be deactivating my account the day this happens.
August 18, 2023 at 6:48 PM
A tale in two screenshots.
August 9, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Perry Johnson looks like he should be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
August 3, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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I know. It's appalling. On Season 1 I double-checked and signed off on the captions and the translation script. For Season 2 I was on strike, and fixing subtitles is writing.
Hey @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com

Can we talk about how poorly they did with the subtitles for this beautiful show? It's a whole different level of comedy.
August 2, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Ok I’m just gonna say it…

Rudy Giuliani’s idea of dirty talk is fucking lame.
August 2, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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Legally he is presumed innocent until proven guilty, and I support that as a matter of law. But I get to have my own opinion about this, and inasmuch as I'm in Ohio and not likely to get jury duty in this case, let me just say I think he's guilty as fuck, and I hope he rots in prison.
Honestly, folks. The former president of the US was just indicted for trying to steal an election.

He is innocent until proven guilty.

But the indictment and what it represents make this one of the most important—and historic—legal cases in US history.

Don’t be numb to what this represents.
August 1, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Feed cleanse: today was the pup’s first time going to the beach. He’s now very tired and would like a nap.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled doom scroll.
July 30, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I now regret laughing at this and sharing it because my discover feed is all furries.
July 29, 2023 at 8:18 PM
This chicken has clearly seen some shit.
July 29, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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"Twitter Rival Bluesky Has a Nudes Feature!"

Why op-ed writers are dorks who should be shoved in lockers by Crowpotkin
July 29, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Hey just a thought: how great would a pay raise of $7.50 an hour be for you, or even the majority of Americans?

Because when labor organizes, that’s what happens. Well done @teamsters.bsky.social
July 25, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never rebranded my social media app as "X" without first making sure that Mark Zuckerberg didn't already own the trademark
July 24, 2023 at 10:18 PM
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pulling up to the death of the internet
July 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM
Wait there are no DMs on here?

How are the crypto scammers supposed to spam me?!?!
July 24, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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Me: “I don’t use blue sky often the mobile site kinda sucks”

@roadrageactual.bsky.social “you don’t use the actual app?”

Me dumb af:
July 24, 2023 at 8:45 PM