found my city parking spot during street sweep week through Casino Tactics
March 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
found my city parking spot during street sweep week through Casino Tactics
i hate reposting 🫣 it's the online emotional equivalent of telling a joke to a group of people, no one responding, and then saying it again
noooo pls i just made a typoo
noooo pls i just made a typoo
March 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i hate reposting 🫣 it's the online emotional equivalent of telling a joke to a group of people, no one responding, and then saying it again
noooo pls i just made a typoo
noooo pls i just made a typoo
chardonnay n lemonade chardnald palmer
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
chardonnay n lemonade chardnald palmer
u know it's gonna be a good history book when they pull out BCE and CE
February 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
u know it's gonna be a good history book when they pull out BCE and CE
today i caught myself vacuuming the walls hmmmmm
February 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
today i caught myself vacuuming the walls hmmmmm
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the universe is just Oprah w/ fractals
February 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the universe is just Oprah w/ fractals
lying in the sun w/ ur eyes closed & everything's blue tinted when u open them
oops my eyes adjusted To The Meat
oops my eyes adjusted To The Meat
February 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
lying in the sun w/ ur eyes closed & everything's blue tinted when u open them
oops my eyes adjusted To The Meat
oops my eyes adjusted To The Meat
a massage isn't enough
i need to be filleted and have each individual piece be mushed around by hand for a week before getting sewn back together like a gummy quilt
i need to be filleted and have each individual piece be mushed around by hand for a week before getting sewn back together like a gummy quilt
February 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
a massage isn't enough
i need to be filleted and have each individual piece be mushed around by hand for a week before getting sewn back together like a gummy quilt
i need to be filleted and have each individual piece be mushed around by hand for a week before getting sewn back together like a gummy quilt
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arboreal salamanders 🤝 arboreal geckos
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
arboreal salamanders 🤝 arboreal geckos
circling around campus like a cat on a massive couch trying to find find the perfect - sunlight : seating : people - ratio
January 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
circling around campus like a cat on a massive couch trying to find find the perfect - sunlight : seating : people - ratio
don't bite the hand of the guy with face tattoos who feeds you secret backroom coconut bars
January 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
don't bite the hand of the guy with face tattoos who feeds you secret backroom coconut bars
tried to flirt with the refill store store employee by saying "well now i know what day to refill my spices"
so anyways ive been charged with 10 years dungeon
so anyways ive been charged with 10 years dungeon
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
tried to flirt with the refill store store employee by saying "well now i know what day to refill my spices"
so anyways ive been charged with 10 years dungeon
so anyways ive been charged with 10 years dungeon
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SPEAKING OF GARDENS
yall better have library cards. Some (most!!) public library systems have seed libraries and libraries of things where you can borrow things you may not need to own.
Also libraries are revolutionary and librarians have always been on the front lines
yall better have library cards. Some (most!!) public library systems have seed libraries and libraries of things where you can borrow things you may not need to own.
Also libraries are revolutionary and librarians have always been on the front lines
January 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
SPEAKING OF GARDENS
yall better have library cards. Some (most!!) public library systems have seed libraries and libraries of things where you can borrow things you may not need to own.
Also libraries are revolutionary and librarians have always been on the front lines
yall better have library cards. Some (most!!) public library systems have seed libraries and libraries of things where you can borrow things you may not need to own.
Also libraries are revolutionary and librarians have always been on the front lines
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
the entire reason i go to sit at the lounge at my college is to eavesdrop
i don't know any of these people
im in heaven
i don't know any of these people
im in heaven
January 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the entire reason i go to sit at the lounge at my college is to eavesdrop
i don't know any of these people
im in heaven
i don't know any of these people
im in heaven
ive never had sex
im too busy making little lists
im too busy making little lists
throat game fire? nah man, throat chakra enflamed 💀
January 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
ive never had sex
im too busy making little lists
im too busy making little lists
throat game fire? nah man, throat chakra enflamed 💀
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
throat game fire? nah man, throat chakra enflamed 💀
meditation & daily yoga got me smelling my own spinal fluid yowch
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
meditation & daily yoga got me smelling my own spinal fluid yowch
just a little something to take the edge off
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
just a little something to take the edge off