“…as if a million MAGA boners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silent.”

Yes because the person Marco Rubio immediately brings to mind is Isaac Newton and not the Cowardly Lion

Why did you give him such a tiny head?

people will say the framers never could have predicted this, but that's not true at all, they absolutely *did* expect someone like trump, they thought congress would *stop* him, and they thought they made that clear

A) Act like whiny bitches

Automatic For the People

I don’t follow NFL much anymore, so when I started seeing Phillip Rivers today mentions I immediately thought one of his kids had made the pros

I mean, sure, it’s programmed to randomly say mildly racist things but you can tell it doesn’t mean them

I say as your old friend and not at all as a Tottenham fan

Just remember whenever something good happens you should yell, “I say, he bowled a wobbly there!”

That was a fun game. Never could keep my antibiotics straight though.

Sacked and burned in 1157 by the Duke of Moleskin

Each page hand-illuminated in the scriptorium of Filofax Abbey.

Admittedly mine was years ago so state of the art is hopefully moved on. I had plastic splints of eye-popping length, which the doc removed with pliers. One was stuck and he ended up with a foot braced on the chair as he yanked. Lots of medicine is basically carpentry.

To hold the septum in place they insert plastic splints and gauze packing, the eventual removal of which is the stuff of nightmares.

Luckily, breathing is worth it.