rmelyon.bsky.social
@rmelyon.bsky.social
i'm a dad, husband, lawyer and should have been a firefighter, or an astronomer. borderline above-average youth sports coach (maybe)
Oh my God the bears are good it's so fun
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
That's a lot of twists and turns
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They shouldn't have been there, he shouldn't have been there, we shouldn't have been there, etc....
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
"The underlying cause of every bubble [is] debt masquerading as financial innovation"

Truer words, man
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just dirty
Deandre Hunter just did something extremely rude to Josh Giddey

#NBAsky
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Can I just get a few years of Chicago #Bears football that doesn't feel this awful? What was that end of half kick!?
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Unbelievable World Series
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Freddie, good at baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I have fallen asleep twice and this game is still on
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Reposted
Why did Indiana University attack and cut its own student newspaper?

Well, in a twist of irony any English professor would call clichéd, it turns out IU did it because they were angry about the students' reporting on a FIRE report naming IU as the worst public university for free speech in the US.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Reposted
wow, which common vaccine was it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Chicago Bears ladies and gentlemen, dropping snaps and doing false starts
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Firing student newspaper staff to ensure the Streisand effect gets ya
Indiana University has fired the staff director of the student newspaper, after disputes in which university leadership tried to pressure him to prevent students from publishing news.
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ugh their boys beat our boys
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Craig Counsell being thoroughly out managed right now
October 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Matt Shaw at-bat there had such bad vibes man
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dansby straight up scared to throw rn
October 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why can't Dansby Swanson throw?
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Craig Counsell bad managing clinic right now
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Seiya!
cubs just hit a home run
October 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Seiya's home run had the same energy as a vintage schwarbomb
October 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This Riverwalk is the exact spot cowardly suburbanites think is chaos
Unbearably violent images from Downtown Chicago where a classical music concert was played on the Chicago River. This is too elegant and magical to be seen.
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Watch out Milwaukee
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oooh that is pretty demoralizing for the Cincinnati Reds
October 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
McCaskeys fire everyone and sell the team
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM