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Rob Lorenz
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Software developer, husband, father, UVa grad.
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Donated, and hopefully I did this correctly so that my company will match it.
Donation receipt
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Post a team you would send instead if Bongino and Patel.

These guys would be an upgrade.
Lenny and Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Too many of these guys choose wrong here.
Image with heading “Choose your mentor young man” Left side: “alpha male (tm) e-celeb”, pictures of Jordan Peterson and, I think, Andrew Tate. Success is exotic cars and hookers You too can be alpha with a monthly subscription Wash your balls I’m having a breakdown Right side: “Friendly guy you met in the pub”, picture of middle-aged white man with a beer. You’re. Good kid Me and the lads see all of the work you’re putting in We’re proud of ya I’ve been there before. My advice is to I think that girl fancies you. Go talk to her.
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My sometimes-coworker. A black and tan beagle in a round dog bed on the wood floor of my home office.
July 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Actually, it is tagging some things, just not all things. (You can also set it to block these posts completely, not just hide behind a warning.)
Screenshot of my feed, showing a Bluesky post with a Twitter screenshot hidden behind a warning.
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Our guardians are currently resting, but they are alert to possible threats, and will be back on full duty before long.
Two beagles, one tri-color, one black and tan, curled up asleep on the couch.
October 27, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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I looked up the full quote, to be sure I remembered it correctly.

Yup. Allowing for metaphorical kills, every, single word fits. And I mean that in the best possible way.

I’m also glad she uses her power for good.
Quote from The Terminator: “Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.”
July 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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This one? 😜
Poster for 1986 TV movie The Gladiator, starring Ken Wahl.
April 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Oh. It’s even worse than I remembered.
Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth is no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.
April 8, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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November 27, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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Ordinarily, I wouldn’t compare you to Don Draper, but it seems appropriate here. 🤣
Image from Mad Men elevator scene. Michael:”I feel bad for you.” Don: “I don’t think about you at all.”
October 8, 2023 at 8:52 PM