Shotgun Eddie
@rlord.bsky.social
I just want kids to stop throwing rocks at me
Paradox should issue the Fatwah and begin the Butlerian Jihad already.
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Paradox should issue the Fatwah and begin the Butlerian Jihad already.
Good thing we spent $100 trillion to replace like 3 million jobs. If my math is correct that should pay for itself in about 700 million years
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Good thing we spent $100 trillion to replace like 3 million jobs. If my math is correct that should pay for itself in about 700 million years
That's very obviously untrue and hardly even worth explaining tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
That's very obviously untrue and hardly even worth explaining tbh
It's exactly the same with the Philly Cheesesteak. Even the best ones are just wrong enough to piss me off.
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It's exactly the same with the Philly Cheesesteak. Even the best ones are just wrong enough to piss me off.
Woke is good! People should be woke! We just can't let it get hopelessly hijacked by vindictive psychos playing out their power fantasies to compensate for their political impotence.
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Woke is good! People should be woke! We just can't let it get hopelessly hijacked by vindictive psychos playing out their power fantasies to compensate for their political impotence.
This kind of shit is exactly why the backlash against woke, metoo, etc. was so well received by normal, non-conservatives. Constant ratcheting up of accusations and flattening of all offenses into the most extreme possible interpretation followed by relentless pressure to admit horrible crimes.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This kind of shit is exactly why the backlash against woke, metoo, etc. was so well received by normal, non-conservatives. Constant ratcheting up of accusations and flattening of all offenses into the most extreme possible interpretation followed by relentless pressure to admit horrible crimes.
His stock is just crypto with extra steps (itself a Ponzi scheme with extra steps.) Nobody really believes the valuation but there are too many people with too much invested. They pretend to believe him even though:
They know it's fake
We know they know
They know we know they know
We know they...
They know it's fake
We know they know
They know we know they know
We know they...
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 AM
His stock is just crypto with extra steps (itself a Ponzi scheme with extra steps.) Nobody really believes the valuation but there are too many people with too much invested. They pretend to believe him even though:
They know it's fake
We know they know
They know we know they know
We know they...
They know it's fake
We know they know
They know we know they know
We know they...
Saying he was friendly with Epstein is not the same as him being an abuser of women. It's possible, but there's no evidence that's the case. It's irresponsible to make that claim. In the thousands and thousands of people Chomsky has interacted with over his 97 years some of them will be bad people.
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Saying he was friendly with Epstein is not the same as him being an abuser of women. It's possible, but there's no evidence that's the case. It's irresponsible to make that claim. In the thousands and thousands of people Chomsky has interacted with over his 97 years some of them will be bad people.
Not a single other person in the Epstein files has been as consistent a target of any and all attack by the most powerful elements of media and politics for decades with 0 plausible accusations. Almost everyone else you could mention was a known creep before Epstein was a household name.
February 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Not a single other person in the Epstein files has been as consistent a target of any and all attack by the most powerful elements of media and politics for decades with 0 plausible accusations. Almost everyone else you could mention was a known creep before Epstein was a household name.
He didn't write the race science part. He just declined an invitation.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
He didn't write the race science part. He just declined an invitation.
60 years of intense criticism of every major media organization, Chomsky was a secret pedo and nobody found out? If he did do something wrong it would be an enormous tragedy, not this gleeful takedown you guys are doing. It's irresponsible to call the man a predator with 0 evidence. Fed behavior tbh
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
60 years of intense criticism of every major media organization, Chomsky was a secret pedo and nobody found out? If he did do something wrong it would be an enormous tragedy, not this gleeful takedown you guys are doing. It's irresponsible to call the man a predator with 0 evidence. Fed behavior tbh
Epstein invited hundreds of people to parties all over the world. It was literally his whole deal. There is no indication Chomsky did anything other than go to a few parties with a bunch of other "important" people.
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Epstein invited hundreds of people to parties all over the world. It was literally his whole deal. There is no indication Chomsky did anything other than go to a few parties with a bunch of other "important" people.
You think famous people vet every single person they meet at a party? Did you know who Epstein was in 2016? And why is that "most likely?" There's literally no evidence he's done anything inappropriate.
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You think famous people vet every single person they meet at a party? Did you know who Epstein was in 2016? And why is that "most likely?" There's literally no evidence he's done anything inappropriate.
The man is literally 100 years old and has never had a single accusation of impropriety. This despite decades of pointed critique of every major media organization and political entity in America. You think they wouldn't have published any dirt they could the second they found it? Use your brains.
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The man is literally 100 years old and has never had a single accusation of impropriety. This despite decades of pointed critique of every major media organization and political entity in America. You think they wouldn't have published any dirt they could the second they found it? Use your brains.
I don't have heroes. I'm talking about reality. These people are only interested in getting an own in on a guy who they decided long ago not to like.
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I don't have heroes. I'm talking about reality. These people are only interested in getting an own in on a guy who they decided long ago not to like.
The grand Muslamic conspiracy to make The West thing Muslims are people
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The grand Muslamic conspiracy to make The West thing Muslims are people
Well Chomsky didn't actually write this email and we have no indication he agreed with anything being said here. The replies to this are full of "I KNEW he was a POS" without any evidence Chomsky did anything inappropriate at all. All by people who haven't read or engaged with his work in any way.
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Well Chomsky didn't actually write this email and we have no indication he agreed with anything being said here. The replies to this are full of "I KNEW he was a POS" without any evidence Chomsky did anything inappropriate at all. All by people who haven't read or engaged with his work in any way.
A chopped cheese is simply a Temu cheesesteak
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
A chopped cheese is simply a Temu cheesesteak
In a few years there's gonna be a handful of Republicans trying to run on a moderate ticket and they'll expect everyone to forget about this stuff.
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 AM
In a few years there's gonna be a handful of Republicans trying to run on a moderate ticket and they'll expect everyone to forget about this stuff.
The key to this one is that she was genuinely bemused. Even pitying.
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
The key to this one is that she was genuinely bemused. Even pitying.
I'm perfectly willing to amplify obvious lies if I thought they'd get some of these people in jail. Of course none of them will see any consequences even if it's all true.
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I'm perfectly willing to amplify obvious lies if I thought they'd get some of these people in jail. Of course none of them will see any consequences even if it's all true.