I guess it is time to finally get rid of this Xanax from 2010.

In the middle of a move and worried the grocery stores will be empty by the time we settle. My son has zero fat on his body. So nervous.

My bff passed away and I don’t know what to do about all the things I used to share with her. Where do I put it?

I’ve got too many curves to fit in all these square boxes.

Womanatee #mermaid

Let’s start a band called Books and the all-ages shows are actually events for banned books.

Basically every site I’ve ever signed up for is sending updated terms of service about privacy/cost/advertising. Gross.

The thing I miss is you used to be able to fall down a rabbit hole when entering a search in a browser. It used to be infinite.

Spent more time cleaning glitter than opening gifts. #tistheseason

Actually, Frankincense was the name of the doctor who created it. You're thinking of Frankincense's monster.

Remember when people would just encourage joy via flash mobs?

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏

You know who I don’t trust? Future me.

Finally old enough that I don’t recognize most of the people on the weird perfume commercials. #tistheseason