Ryan Keefer
@rkeefer.bsky.social
Likes: soccer, drink, film. Writes about soccer sometimes, recent turn to Heel
Here’s my recap of Loudoun United’s playoff exit to NCFC, the level of work they need to do past the one people know about, and just how long an offseason this could be not just for them thedistrictpress.com/2025/11/02/l...
Loudoun United falls in playoffs 1-0 to North Carolina FC
Loudoun United's first playoff appearance didn't go as planned as North Carolina FC provided a stout defense to eliminate the visitors.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Here’s my recap of Loudoun United’s playoff exit to NCFC, the level of work they need to do past the one people know about, and just how long an offseason this could be not just for them thedistrictpress.com/2025/11/02/l...
1/2 Hi, for those inclined, Loudoun United plays in their first playoff game today against NCFC. Please to click on a couple of things I did, starting with a look back at the trilogy of games they’ve played so far thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/29/l...
Reviewing Loudoun's loss to North Carolina and previewing the rematch.
Loudoun United play at North Carolina FC Saturday to avenge their loss last week, in a review and preview in the USL playoffs
thedistrictpress.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
1/2 Hi, for those inclined, Loudoun United plays in their first playoff game today against NCFC. Please to click on a couple of things I did, starting with a look back at the trilogy of games they’ve played so far thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/29/l...
Spoke with Ryan Martin yesterday about Loudoun United’s eventful year, also that it’s thankfully not over yet, and words to fans about what he and the team have done, just in case Saturday is “it” thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/30/l...
Ryan Martin, Loudoun United look forward to 1st playoff appearance.
Loudoun United's Ryan Martin talks about the season and how things have changed for him before taking on a familiar foe.
thedistrictpress.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Spoke with Ryan Martin yesterday about Loudoun United’s eventful year, also that it’s thankfully not over yet, and words to fans about what he and the team have done, just in case Saturday is “it” thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/30/l...
Hey there’s another non DC United team in the playoffs! thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/12/l...
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The last thing I mentioned following Loudoun United’s disappointing loss at home to Birmingham was that Loudoun was going to have to call upon a behavior they’ve exhibited all season in…
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October 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hey there’s another non DC United team in the playoffs! thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/12/l...
Remember how DC United’s latest coach wanted to pay a shit ton of cash for Caden Clark only to play him 30 minutes a game post injury
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Remember how DC United’s latest coach wanted to pay a shit ton of cash for Caden Clark only to play him 30 minutes a game post injury
If you think about it, the rep each of the 3 soccer teams that DC Soccer LLC hold right now is equal parts uniform, remarkable and soul draining
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you think about it, the rep each of the 3 soccer teams that DC Soccer LLC hold right now is equal parts uniform, remarkable and soul draining
I post a spleen semi-venting about how Loudoun United and Steve Birnbaum’s absence from same at 236, Loudoun announces new GM at 240, so clearly I get results, and have to use this power wisely (here is that venting BTW) thedistrictpress.com/2025/08/26/l...
Report: Ryan Martin to be dismissed from Loudoun
Loudoun United found themselves coming from behind and eventually winning their first game in more than two months a mere 10 days ago in a thrilling 3-2 win over Indy, and at the time I’d not…
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August 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I post a spleen semi-venting about how Loudoun United and Steve Birnbaum’s absence from same at 236, Loudoun announces new GM at 240, so clearly I get results, and have to use this power wisely (here is that venting BTW) thedistrictpress.com/2025/08/26/l...
The first thing DC United is mentioned about in the summer window is Major League Volleyball investment
August 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The first thing DC United is mentioned about in the summer window is Major League Volleyball investment
DC United’s throwback looks like someone’s impression of early DC United and for that, job done I guess
July 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
DC United’s throwback looks like someone’s impression of early DC United and for that, job done I guess
So I dont microblog earnestly that much, but a family friend had her husband pass away suddenly earlier this week, leaving her to raisr their five kids (age 8 and younger) on her own. If you feel compelled to donate, this is the family Gofundme: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Stewart and children, organized by Christy Johnson
On July 8th, our dear friend and colleague, Stewart Mason, experienced the unexpected… Christy Johnson needs your support for Support for Stewart and children
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July 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So I dont microblog earnestly that much, but a family friend had her husband pass away suddenly earlier this week, leaving her to raisr their five kids (age 8 and younger) on her own. If you feel compelled to donate, this is the family Gofundme: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Best of luck to DC United’s new coach
July 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Best of luck to DC United’s new coach
Sources telling me that several thousand people will be forgetting about tonight’s DC game because they have listeria from stadium glizzies
May 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sources telling me that several thousand people will be forgetting about tonight’s DC game because they have listeria from stadium glizzies
The humor of DC United doing more to push those doodoo brown Padres track suits than to do their ackshual day jobs isn’t lost on me
March 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The humor of DC United doing more to push those doodoo brown Padres track suits than to do their ackshual day jobs isn’t lost on me
Watched this last night and it was emotionally wrecking and technically wonderful, strong recommendation
The Remarkable Life of Ibelin | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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January 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Watched this last night and it was emotionally wrecking and technically wonderful, strong recommendation
My younger son said essentially today that he can’t wait to get older so he can say the word “lasagna” better. For the record he’s 3
December 14, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My younger son said essentially today that he can’t wait to get older so he can say the word “lasagna” better. For the record he’s 3
More like Man Ci3 send tweetskeet
November 26, 2024 at 11:54 PM
More like Man Ci3 send tweetskeet
Am late to the parade but saw the documentary Flipside last night and was enthralled. Really great musing on moving forward, looking back and letting go
Flipside - Official Trailer - Oscilloscope Laboratories HD
YouTube video by Oscilloscope Laboratories
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November 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Am late to the parade but saw the documentary Flipside last night and was enthralled. Really great musing on moving forward, looking back and letting go
A great thing about a 2 year old who gets excited when he’s going somewhere is he immediately becomes a concierge
January 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
A great thing about a 2 year old who gets excited when he’s going somewhere is he immediately becomes a concierge
Now that the “putting 2 kids down for bed in a new house” routine is nailed down, been catching up to shows and enjoy that Fargo is back and that Juno Temple is a delight to watch
January 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Now that the “putting 2 kids down for bed in a new house” routine is nailed down, been catching up to shows and enjoy that Fargo is back and that Juno Temple is a delight to watch
Full Metal Jacket is a Christmas movie
Full Metal Jacket - Christmas song
Sub for more, and check out my other videos! :)
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December 25, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Full Metal Jacket is a Christmas movie
Christmas Eve, 4:43pm, God Bless us everyone
December 24, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Christmas Eve, 4:43pm, God Bless us everyone
Man Friedkin’s Caine Mutiny slaps
December 24, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Man Friedkin’s Caine Mutiny slaps
Saw Migration which was OK but the funnier part was Disney touting a theatrical release of the movies they premiered direct to TV during Covid. Dude, can’t put the genie back in the bottle
December 22, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Saw Migration which was OK but the funnier part was Disney touting a theatrical release of the movies they premiered direct to TV during Covid. Dude, can’t put the genie back in the bottle
I was told that games like that are an indictment of a whole league so I’m sorry England
December 17, 2023 at 6:28 PM
I was told that games like that are an indictment of a whole league so I’m sorry England
Reposted by Ryan Keefer
Marsyas, by Balthasar Permoser, 1680–85, 📸 by James Gill
December 3, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Marsyas, by Balthasar Permoser, 1680–85, 📸 by James Gill