Ryan Keefer
@rkeefer.bsky.social
Likes: soccer, drink, film. Writes about soccer sometimes, recent turn to Heel
Eh, he wasn’t good in retrospect but also “Ally got on my radar from my old friend Google.”
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Eh, he wasn’t good in retrospect but also “Ally got on my radar from my old friend Google.”
So the Cluj owner who said it was a mater of days now says Korenica is not coming to DC 🙃 www.prosport.ro/fotbal-inter...
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
So the Cluj owner who said it was a mater of days now says Korenica is not coming to DC 🙃 www.prosport.ro/fotbal-inter...
Korenica says sides are talking (www.koha.net/en/futboll/k...), owner says it’s a matter of days, so make of that what you will
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Korenica says sides are talking (www.koha.net/en/futboll/k...), owner says it’s a matter of days, so make of that what you will
Also kind of crazy that DC United’s 2026 will be dictated by watching Romanian Club league games
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Also kind of crazy that DC United’s 2026 will be dictated by watching Romanian Club league games
Days after signing Louis Munteanu to a club record transfer, DC United appear to be close to signing Munteanu’s teammate at Cluj (Meriton Korenica) for an additional $4 million www.fanatik.ro/korenica-mer...
Korenica merge la DC United, lângă Louis Munteanu! 90% se face: toate cifrele afacerii și ce salariu va avea mijlocașul-vedetă al clujenilor. Exclusiv
Meriton Korenica, tot mai aproape de transferul în SUA. Patronul Neluțu Varga va încasa o avere pentru 75% din drepturile federative ale jucătorului kosovar
www.fanatik.ro
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Days after signing Louis Munteanu to a club record transfer, DC United appear to be close to signing Munteanu’s teammate at Cluj (Meriton Korenica) for an additional $4 million www.fanatik.ro/korenica-mer...
Cluj owner says Louis Munteanu move to DC United is all done but the physical, which happens Monday (random mentions that this gets to more than 11m Euros, which would be a new outbound record for Romanian League www.fanatik.ro/sumele-reale...
Sumele reale pe care le încasează CFR Cluj din transferul lui Louis Munteanu în MLS! Bonusuri uriașe pentru performanțele internaționalului român. Exclusiv
Louis Munteanu este foarte aproape de o mutare spectaculoasă în MLS. Suma reală pe care o primește CFR Cluj de la DC United este de 5,8 milioane de euro pentru 65% din drepturile federative.
www.fanatik.ro
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Cluj owner says Louis Munteanu move to DC United is all done but the physical, which happens Monday (random mentions that this gets to more than 11m Euros, which would be a new outbound record for Romanian League www.fanatik.ro/sumele-reale...
Come for the news that DC United appears to be making their first eight digit inbound transfer, stay for the amazing pics and video by a 2m+ instagram influencer m.digisport.ro/fotbal/liga-...
Louis Munteanu, aproape de transfer! Anamaria Prodan a plecat în străinătate pentru a finaliza mutarea
Louis Munteanu (23 de ani) are șanse foarte mari să plece de la CFR Cluj în această iarnă. Atacanul celor de la CFR Cluj are o ofertă din MLS, iar negocierile sunt în fazele finale. DC United, gata s...
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December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Come for the news that DC United appears to be making their first eight digit inbound transfer, stay for the amazing pics and video by a 2m+ instagram influencer m.digisport.ro/fotbal/liga-...
Stunning ending to Season One of a Pluribus
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Stunning ending to Season One of a Pluribus
OK so maybe there was a Christmas present for DC United fans since they transferred Boris Enow out of MLS www.beitarfc.co.il/news/welcome...
בוריס אינו חתם בבית"ר ירושלים - בית״ר ירושלים
בית״ר ירושלים שמחה להודיע היום (רביעי) על החתמתו של הקשר האחורי בוריס אינו (ENOW) לשנתיים וחצי בשורות המועדון, לאחר שהמועדון הגיע להסכם על העברתו מקבוצתו הנוכחית, די.סי יונייטד. אינו,...
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December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
OK so maybe there was a Christmas present for DC United fans since they transferred Boris Enow out of MLS www.beitarfc.co.il/news/welcome...
OK adding 2023 since acquiring a CB from a League rival, an international left back and a goalkeeper from Toronto has also been done before
DC United acquiring a player inside MLS and paying him and his former team a shit ton of cash? What is this, 2011, 2014, 2015 and 2020
⚫️🔴 BREAKING: D.C. United is in advanced talks to sign Israel int'l forward Tai Baribo from the Philadelphia Union, per sources.
Would be a cash transfer worth around $4m. Baribo would be a designated player in D.C.
Almost done.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Would be a cash transfer worth around $4m. Baribo would be a designated player in D.C.
Almost done.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
OK adding 2023 since acquiring a CB from a League rival, an international left back and a goalkeeper from Toronto has also been done before
I feel like if someone asked me to describe the type of workspace that DC United GM Erkut Sogut worked in, I would at least be over the target
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I feel like if someone asked me to describe the type of workspace that DC United GM Erkut Sogut worked in, I would at least be over the target
The crusher in the background
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The crusher in the background
What’s funnier is how DC is trying to not include Messi in their marketing materials, because the secondary market is white hot for Noah Allen
D.C. United sets ticket prices for “home” match vs Inter Miami, which will be played 37 miles north in Baltimore: $73-178 for fifth level, $200-400 for low sideline.
No guarantee Messi plays as this reg season match falls few days before Champions Cup vs probably Nashville.
No guarantee Messi plays as this reg season match falls few days before Champions Cup vs probably Nashville.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What’s funnier is how DC is trying to not include Messi in their marketing materials, because the secondary market is white hot for Noah Allen
DC United acquiring a player inside MLS and paying him and his former team a shit ton of cash? What is this, 2011, 2014, 2015 and 2020
⚫️🔴 BREAKING: D.C. United is in advanced talks to sign Israel int'l forward Tai Baribo from the Philadelphia Union, per sources.
Would be a cash transfer worth around $4m. Baribo would be a designated player in D.C.
Almost done.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Would be a cash transfer worth around $4m. Baribo would be a designated player in D.C.
Almost done.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
D.C. United in advanced talks to sign Tai Baribo from Philadelphia: Sources
D.C. finished last in MLS in 2025 and is seeking a replacement for star forward Christian Benteke
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DC United acquiring a player inside MLS and paying him and his former team a shit ton of cash? What is this, 2011, 2014, 2015 and 2020
That’s DC United legend Yinka Casal to you www.fifpro.org/en/articles/...
Meet the former footballer behind the choreography of hit show Ted Lasso
Kasali Casal showed promise as a footballer by breaking into the Fulham first team at 17, but was forced to retire at 24 due to injuries After getting his coaching qualifications via the PFA, Casal wa...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That’s DC United legend Yinka Casal to you www.fifpro.org/en/articles/...
Really good stuff here which is going to lead to the USL’s long winter www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
‘The reaction was anger’ - North Carolina FC’s shutdown for a potential USL Division One return carries a real human cost | Goal.com US
GOAL spoke to a number of former NCFC players, who outlined the harsh realities of a volatile league after being made redundant 4 days before a playoff game
www.goal.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Really good stuff here which is going to lead to the USL’s long winter www.goal.com/en-us/lists/...
Drew Skundrich announced his retirement from soccer today and all you need to know about him is his message to Andi Sullivan in his farewell video
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Drew Skundrich announced his retirement from soccer today and all you need to know about him is his message to Andi Sullivan in his farewell video
Under appreciated facet of Ryan Martin going to Oakland is the team photo trolling just increased tenfold
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Under appreciated facet of Ryan Martin going to Oakland is the team photo trolling just increased tenfold
Here’s my recap of Loudoun United’s playoff exit to NCFC, the level of work they need to do past the one people know about, and just how long an offseason this could be not just for them thedistrictpress.com/2025/11/02/l...
Loudoun United falls in playoffs 1-0 to North Carolina FC
Loudoun United's first playoff appearance didn't go as planned as North Carolina FC provided a stout defense to eliminate the visitors.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Here’s my recap of Loudoun United’s playoff exit to NCFC, the level of work they need to do past the one people know about, and just how long an offseason this could be not just for them thedistrictpress.com/2025/11/02/l...
1/2 Hi, for those inclined, Loudoun United plays in their first playoff game today against NCFC. Please to click on a couple of things I did, starting with a look back at the trilogy of games they’ve played so far thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/29/l...
Reviewing Loudoun's loss to North Carolina and previewing the rematch.
Loudoun United play at North Carolina FC Saturday to avenge their loss last week, in a review and preview in the USL playoffs
thedistrictpress.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
1/2 Hi, for those inclined, Loudoun United plays in their first playoff game today against NCFC. Please to click on a couple of things I did, starting with a look back at the trilogy of games they’ve played so far thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/29/l...
Spoke with Ryan Martin yesterday about Loudoun United’s eventful year, also that it’s thankfully not over yet, and words to fans about what he and the team have done, just in case Saturday is “it” thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/30/l...
Ryan Martin, Loudoun United look forward to 1st playoff appearance.
Loudoun United's Ryan Martin talks about the season and how things have changed for him before taking on a familiar foe.
thedistrictpress.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Spoke with Ryan Martin yesterday about Loudoun United’s eventful year, also that it’s thankfully not over yet, and words to fans about what he and the team have done, just in case Saturday is “it” thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/30/l...
Hey there’s another non DC United team in the playoffs! thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/12/l...
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The last thing I mentioned following Loudoun United’s disappointing loss at home to Birmingham was that Loudoun was going to have to call upon a behavior they’ve exhibited all season in…
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October 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hey there’s another non DC United team in the playoffs! thedistrictpress.com/2025/10/12/l...
Remember how DC United’s latest coach wanted to pay a shit ton of cash for Caden Clark only to play him 30 minutes a game post injury
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Remember how DC United’s latest coach wanted to pay a shit ton of cash for Caden Clark only to play him 30 minutes a game post injury
If you think about it, the rep each of the 3 soccer teams that DC Soccer LLC hold right now is equal parts uniform, remarkable and soul draining
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you think about it, the rep each of the 3 soccer teams that DC Soccer LLC hold right now is equal parts uniform, remarkable and soul draining