Jay Trask
@rjtrask1.bsky.social
Archivist at UNCo. Husband of a librarian. Keeper of Bishop and ghostly Maisie and Kivrin. Interested in archival silence and archives/power. Nerd. I love comics, LOTR, Discworld, old ghost stories, and dogs. Currently learning Middle Egyptian. He/Him.
Dr continues: Maybe we'd even allow you back into proper, nonfat society. Glad I could help out today.
OYRHA: But my cough.
Dr.: Probably your fat throat.
OYRHA: Yeah, okay, thanks.
Cue sad Charlie Brown music as OYRHA slowly walks out (while coughing.)
I love going to the doctor.
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OYRHA: But my cough.
Dr.: Probably your fat throat.
OYRHA: Yeah, okay, thanks.
Cue sad Charlie Brown music as OYRHA slowly walks out (while coughing.)
I love going to the doctor.
5/5
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Dr continues: Maybe we'd even allow you back into proper, nonfat society. Glad I could help out today.
OYRHA: But my cough.
Dr.: Probably your fat throat.
OYRHA: Yeah, okay, thanks.
Cue sad Charlie Brown music as OYRHA slowly walks out (while coughing.)
I love going to the doctor.
5/5
OYRHA: But my cough.
Dr.: Probably your fat throat.
OYRHA: Yeah, okay, thanks.
Cue sad Charlie Brown music as OYRHA slowly walks out (while coughing.)
I love going to the doctor.
5/5
Dr.: Hey, have you tried eating better and exercising. I’ve got some colorful pamphlets here that’ll tell you important things like “just eating candy is bad for you.” You probably didn’t know that as someone who is fat. These pamphlets should revolutionize your fat life.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Dr.: Hey, have you tried eating better and exercising. I’ve got some colorful pamphlets here that’ll tell you important things like “just eating candy is bad for you.” You probably didn’t know that as someone who is fat. These pamphlets should revolutionize your fat life.
4/5
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OYRHA: Yes, you’d be surprised at the efforts that go into me trying to not be fat. Sometimes I even succeed for a little bit, but I always seem to creep back up. I seem to have a combination of genetics and mentality that makes it really hard to maintain weight loss.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
OYRHA: Yes, you’d be surprised at the efforts that go into me trying to not be fat. Sometimes I even succeed for a little bit, but I always seem to creep back up. I seem to have a combination of genetics and mentality that makes it really hard to maintain weight loss.
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OYRHA: Yes, I am well aware of my fatness. As I was saying…
Dr. Because we weighed you again. And you are FAT. And being fat is the worst.
OYRHA: Again, I know that I am fat.
Dr. Here’s an idea. Have you ever tried not being fat?
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Dr. Because we weighed you again. And you are FAT. And being fat is the worst.
OYRHA: Again, I know that I am fat.
Dr. Here’s an idea. Have you ever tried not being fat?
2/5
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
OYRHA: Yes, I am well aware of my fatness. As I was saying…
Dr. Because we weighed you again. And you are FAT. And being fat is the worst.
OYRHA: Again, I know that I am fat.
Dr. Here’s an idea. Have you ever tried not being fat?
2/5
Dr. Because we weighed you again. And you are FAT. And being fat is the worst.
OYRHA: Again, I know that I am fat.
Dr. Here’s an idea. Have you ever tried not being fat?
2/5
My dog Bishop could be Bagel's long list cousin!
August 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My dog Bishop could be Bagel's long list cousin!
The archivist was a super minor character, but still representing us!
July 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The archivist was a super minor character, but still representing us!