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Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm gonna get bottom surgery by asking Amelia Bedelia to suck me off
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"

Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Nice to know Al-Qaeda finally got their wish of The White House being destroyed. Only took 24 years later

Jesus Christ
WHAT THE FUCK
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
git gud scrub (2010s)

Lmao skill issue (2020s)
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I feel so sorry for modern cia agents who thought they’d be pulling road runner level assassinations on the second coming of fidel castro but instead were opted to post about how trans men can be lesbians
June 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I just found a bdsm postcard from 1910
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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This trans visibility day, let's pour one out for our fallen toxic trans fuckboys like Harry Allen. He was a boxer, longshoreman, "bronco buster," two-timer, petty criminal, cheater, and lover of many. He bit cops. Absolutely feral ❤️
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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The luckiest boy ran out of luck in 1937.
April 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I just laughed at Family Guy funny moments clip. I think it might actually be over me
April 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Jurassic World 5 “The Extinction” pitch

A team of paleontologists travel to a mysterious dinosaur island to study a declining velociraptor population so intelligent, that they’ve begun subscribing to antinatalism and are actively allowing themselves to be driven to extinction because of it.
April 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
We never should’ve taught cis queers AFAB and AMAB terminology
March 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
>sees video essay that piques my interest

>”How x Film Changed Cinema Forever”

>20 minute long plot summary
February 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m in a group chat that has outlasted the confederacy
January 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you follow over 1k accounts please don’t follow me because I’m most certainly not following you back
January 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
2015 here already
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Marry Chrimass 🎄💃
December 25, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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um
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Little Alphonse is not fucking around

The Buffalo Times
Dec 21, 1898
December 20, 2024 at 6:42 PM
brat winter
December 9, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
polygamous breakups have to be painful as hell; imagine getting vote kicked out of a relationship
December 6, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Do I really want to breathe or is it just society pressuring me to breathe?
December 4, 2024 at 1:56 AM
chicken
November 29, 2024 at 5:52 AM