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Captain River
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Fan of Markiplier, UT/DR/UTY, and the ocean 🦈
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I like it here because I like speaking into the void
The “caked up” line is killing me
Now that's Winter, I'm thinking about NEWSLETTER. But I haven't written anything for one yet...

Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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i have an update regarding #UNDERTALEYellow's handing of a predator on their staff.

i'm sorry this came today, and i hope everyone is okay. i'm going to need a break after this. take care of yourselves.

superkirbylover.me/journal/post...
Checkered Hell
A ska-themed personal website full of silly little trinkets.
superkirbylover.me
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can’t draw OCs consistently. Anyway happy Thursday to all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’d love a TV Time sleep mask. It’d be so cute. I love Tenna. And the Fangamer sleep mask I have is so far the only sleep mask that doesn’t fall off of me
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I made this earlier. My unprofessional opinion is that Tenna’s suit is spiritually red but usually actually pink ish red
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I’m one of the least qualified people to do this but I’m going to look at all the different colors Tenna’s suit has been made so far (officially)
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have no drawings to post I’ve just been drawing this one OC a lot that is part of an UTDR AU I made but I don’t know how much of that I want to show
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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the mods have linked charities for sexual + domestic abuse victims and for lgbtq+ people which i will also link here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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My own experiences with Shayy.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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He plotting to destroy mankind right as we speak #markiplier #googleplier
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Blue Raspberry
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I also find a surprising amount of times to say “[person/character] isn’t a masochist they just want to see what their body can take” if that counts too
Chat I think I picked up yet another speaking thing from Markiplier (“what do you mean” much more often than necessary)
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chat I think I picked up yet another speaking thing from Markiplier (“what do you mean” much more often than necessary)
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have the urge to try to play different Unus Annus songs on the violin
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I never think of the Friend Inside Me meme when the actual song is referenced because my brain just immediately goes to Digging Our Friend A Grave from Unus Annus
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Nice merch idea, Ethan. To be fair, it does feel very Unus Annus
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I agree with Ethan it’s really funny that Mark has a lot of money and sometimes just records in a bathtub
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Mark mentioning Who Killed Markiplier in the year 2025 I’m so happy
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope at some point we get a video of the coffin opening and Unus and Annus getting out, stretching, complaining about each other, and then they get back in and close the coffin
Memento mori. Somehow, it’s been five years already
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Memento mori. Somehow, it’s been five years already
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’d love to do video essays every now and then but also I’m scared of doing them. What if I use something horribly outdated or am just straight up wrong
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Extremely funny for Toby to follow up on the previous post with this like 10 hours later
My friend said this affectionately as a joke and perhaps it doesn't have a deep meaning. They liked the game.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I like posting this image every year right after Halloween
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I haven’t seen a single non vampire Halloween Tenna. I love it
I’m happy that all the Tenna fans have just silently agreed that he’d be a great vampire. That’s so correct
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM