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Captain River
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Fan of Markiplier, UT/DR/UTY, and the ocean 🦈
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I like it here because I like speaking into the void
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the mods have linked charities for sexual + domestic abuse victims and for lgbtq+ people which i will also link here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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My own experiences with Shayy.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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He plotting to destroy mankind right as we speak #markiplier #googleplier
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Blue Raspberry
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I also find a surprising amount of times to say “[person/character] isn’t a masochist they just want to see what their body can take” if that counts too
Chat I think I picked up yet another speaking thing from Markiplier (“what do you mean” much more often than necessary)
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chat I think I picked up yet another speaking thing from Markiplier (“what do you mean” much more often than necessary)
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have the urge to try to play different Unus Annus songs on the violin
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I never think of the Friend Inside Me meme when the actual song is referenced because my brain just immediately goes to Digging Our Friend A Grave from Unus Annus
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Nice merch idea, Ethan. To be fair, it does feel very Unus Annus
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I agree with Ethan it’s really funny that Mark has a lot of money and sometimes just records in a bathtub
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Mark mentioning Who Killed Markiplier in the year 2025 I’m so happy
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope at some point we get a video of the coffin opening and Unus and Annus getting out, stretching, complaining about each other, and then they get back in and close the coffin
Memento mori. Somehow, it’s been five years already
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Memento mori. Somehow, it’s been five years already
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’d love to do video essays every now and then but also I’m scared of doing them. What if I use something horribly outdated or am just straight up wrong
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Extremely funny for Toby to follow up on the previous post with this like 10 hours later
My friend said this affectionately as a joke and perhaps it doesn't have a deep meaning. They liked the game.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I like posting this image every year right after Halloween
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I haven’t seen a single non vampire Halloween Tenna. I love it
I’m happy that all the Tenna fans have just silently agreed that he’d be a great vampire. That’s so correct
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m happy that all the Tenna fans have just silently agreed that he’d be a great vampire. That’s so correct
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I was looking through the Undertale alarm clock dialogue and I love Mettaton’s warnings. It sounds like he’s trying to sell me Happy Fun Ball’s holiday sibling
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s been over two years since the Iron Lung trailer. This means it’s been two years since I got off an airplane, got onto my phone, and started freaking out because it dropped while I was on the plane
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I choose to believe that this is the plot of the game so far. It certainly is not. But I choose to believe it is
The Snapcube real time fandubs are fun for me because most of the time I don’t know the story of the game at all so I’m very vaguely figuring it out through the dub. I’m trying to figure out what the heck is going on in Kingdom Hearts right now
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I dreamed up a Darkner concept that I don’t know if I’m good enough to draw but we’ll find out
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’ve officially lost my ability to use that one Burgerpants quote about being 19
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Toriel apron comes with a little 72 Uses For Snails book. It’s really fun. 10/10
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM