River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
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Our present and past/escaped contributors do amazing work here on Bluesky for which they are compensated handsomely. Still, throw them a pity follow. We'll count it as their Christmas bonus.
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We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
Rudy Guliani is still alive? We don't know WHO that was having a heart attack in our parking lot.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Rudy Guliani is still alive? We don't know WHO that was having a heart attack in our parking lot.
Yes, the odds are in the casino's favor but odds are for suckers, right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yes, the odds are in the casino's favor but odds are for suckers, right?
This weekend on the River Side Main Stage, it's The Rolling Four, playing the music of the Beatles while dressed as the Rolling Stones.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This weekend on the River Side Main Stage, it's The Rolling Four, playing the music of the Beatles while dressed as the Rolling Stones.
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
The Hoover County Youth Symphony event for tonight has been canceled because the conductor is on a hot streak at the craps tables.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Hoover County Youth Symphony event for tonight has been canceled because the conductor is on a hot streak at the craps tables.
No, that vat of gravy we keep near the condiment bar is not for bathing. What’s wrong with you?
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No, that vat of gravy we keep near the condiment bar is not for bathing. What’s wrong with you?
Your feedback was important to us.
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Your feedback was important to us.
If you're a TV reporter covering a shooting or stabbing at the Pine View Motel across the street, we'll throw you $50 to stand so our sign is in the shot.
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you're a TV reporter covering a shooting or stabbing at the Pine View Motel across the street, we'll throw you $50 to stand so our sign is in the shot.
Sometimes we ask employees to drop bags of shredded documents into random trash cans around town for entirely professional reasons
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sometimes we ask employees to drop bags of shredded documents into random trash cans around town for entirely professional reasons
Please visit one of our staff doctors if the escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods touch you with their Toggenburg goat.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Please visit one of our staff doctors if the escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods touch you with their Toggenburg goat.
Please stop giving MAGA hats to the buzzards circling the building. They do not understand irony.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Please stop giving MAGA hats to the buzzards circling the building. They do not understand irony.
River Side Trivia: "River Side Tricia" was the name of a poorly-conceived animated movie we tried producing in the early 1980s. The concept was eventually turned into the ABC Afterschool Special "Gambler's Daughter."
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
River Side Trivia: "River Side Tricia" was the name of a poorly-conceived animated movie we tried producing in the early 1980s. The concept was eventually turned into the ABC Afterschool Special "Gambler's Daughter."
When we said we had crabs here, we meant the bad kind, not the good kind. Please see a doctor.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When we said we had crabs here, we meant the bad kind, not the good kind. Please see a doctor.
The feral cats have not yet made an endorsement
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The feral cats have not yet made an endorsement
★★★★★ review:
“So much excitement at River Side! I just beat this guy Anton Chigurh in a coin toss."
“So much excitement at River Side! I just beat this guy Anton Chigurh in a coin toss."
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
★★★★★ review:
“So much excitement at River Side! I just beat this guy Anton Chigurh in a coin toss."
“So much excitement at River Side! I just beat this guy Anton Chigurh in a coin toss."
We're giving NFTs another try!
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We're giving NFTs another try!
Unlike Disneyland, the robotic children singing to you here are only after your souls, not your money
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Unlike Disneyland, the robotic children singing to you here are only after your souls, not your money
Congratulations, gamblers!
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Congratulations, gamblers!
Guests like to point out that the Christmas decorations in our breakfast bar "are up kind of early" and we do not correct them.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Guests like to point out that the Christmas decorations in our breakfast bar "are up kind of early" and we do not correct them.
Congratulations to slots supervisor Gary whose "castrated Olympic bobsledder" won yesterday's employee Halloween costume contest
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Congratulations to slots supervisor Gary whose "castrated Olympic bobsledder" won yesterday's employee Halloween costume contest
We don't care if you're dressed as Nancy Mace for Halloween, screaming at our dealers will not get you a free buffet.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We don't care if you're dressed as Nancy Mace for Halloween, screaming at our dealers will not get you a free buffet.
Yes, we have bats in our belfry and skeletons in our closet. You’ll find out where we keep our zombies too, if you keep nosing around.
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yes, we have bats in our belfry and skeletons in our closet. You’ll find out where we keep our zombies too, if you keep nosing around.
River Side Casino is the reason why the CDC made it illegal to serve clams casino in the Midwest
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
River Side Casino is the reason why the CDC made it illegal to serve clams casino in the Midwest
Bendy straws are for winners only.
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bendy straws are for winners only.