This is what you get when your inspiration is the black death & an untreated thyroid condition

*unexplained

Quiche is very explicable

Ok next on this list is why does the Bible, and therefore I presume the Christian god, hate owls?

I also need it to be explained by a 2nd century goat herding expert

"Round, round get a round, it gets a round"

- some son of a beach

Yeah of one thing I'm sure
It's a friendship so pure
Angels singing all around my door, so fine

As we walk down the country lane
I'll be singing a song, hear me calling your name
Hear the wind within the trees
Telling Mother Nature about you & me

I'll sing the same old song, hear me call your name