Laughing Ape
@risus-simiae.bsky.social
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Laughing Ape
@risus-simiae.bsky.social
· Apr 16
A species of ape driven entirely mad by the illusion of sentience
No decisions born from a painful abundance of sobriety will ever turn out well
Imho
Imho
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
No decisions born from a painful abundance of sobriety will ever turn out well
Imho
Imho
Could happen to anyone
a nurse in a white uniform with the word dent on the front
ALT: a nurse in a white uniform with the word dent on the front
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Could happen to anyone
Reposted by Laughing Ape
Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention (23-24 November 2025)
Reform UK: 25% (-2 from 16-17 Nov)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (+1)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Reform UK: 25% (-2 from 16-17 Nov)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (+1)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention (23-24 November 2025)
Reform UK: 25% (-2 from 16-17 Nov)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (+1)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Reform UK: 25% (-2 from 16-17 Nov)
Labour: 19% (=)
Conservatives: 18% (+1)
Greens: 16% (-1)
Lib Dems: 15% (+2)
SNP: 3% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
"Ship's systems continue to deteriorate. The short circuit in the rear seat panel which killed Commander Powell is still faulty... oh yeah, Storage Area 9 self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire supply of toilet paper. That is all."
I'll admit there are no inbred space wizards
I'll admit there are no inbred space wizards
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Ship's systems continue to deteriorate. The short circuit in the rear seat panel which killed Commander Powell is still faulty... oh yeah, Storage Area 9 self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire supply of toilet paper. That is all."
I'll admit there are no inbred space wizards
I'll admit there are no inbred space wizards
"nuke an asteroid"
Imagine just sitting there in peaceful orbit not causing armageddon when a bunch of ill informed & angry earth apes suddenly turn up & decide to pick a fight
Imagine just sitting there in peaceful orbit not causing armageddon when a bunch of ill informed & angry earth apes suddenly turn up & decide to pick a fight
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"nuke an asteroid"
Imagine just sitting there in peaceful orbit not causing armageddon when a bunch of ill informed & angry earth apes suddenly turn up & decide to pick a fight
Imagine just sitting there in peaceful orbit not causing armageddon when a bunch of ill informed & angry earth apes suddenly turn up & decide to pick a fight
From time to time we might all have to deal with an inexplicable quiche
No one panic
No one panic
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
From time to time we might all have to deal with an inexplicable quiche
No one panic
No one panic
There is no index more mysterious than the increased weaponisation of Barry Manilow
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There is no index more mysterious than the increased weaponisation of Barry Manilow
Oh yes he was!
Have you seen our dog?
If not, you should, he's awesome!
'Hatch', a terrier/whippet cross, was found outside the carpenter's cabin, and was the ship's ratter. He was also a good boy. Yes, he was.
#Museum30 #animal
Find out more - maryrose.org/meet-the-cre...
If not, you should, he's awesome!
'Hatch', a terrier/whippet cross, was found outside the carpenter's cabin, and was the ship's ratter. He was also a good boy. Yes, he was.
#Museum30 #animal
Find out more - maryrose.org/meet-the-cre...
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Oh yes he was!
By all means
Take as many bridges as you like
They're free you know
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Take as many bridges as you like
They're free you know
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
By all means
Take as many bridges as you like
They're free you know
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Take as many bridges as you like
They're free you know
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Tell them they've sent too many Mondays and I'm sending some back
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Tell them they've sent too many Mondays and I'm sending some back
Never judge someone unless you have walked at least 1,000 miles in their shoes
That way when you judge them you are 1,000 miles away
And you have their shoes
That way when you judge them you are 1,000 miles away
And you have their shoes
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Never judge someone unless you have walked at least 1,000 miles in their shoes
That way when you judge them you are 1,000 miles away
And you have their shoes
That way when you judge them you are 1,000 miles away
And you have their shoes
If I were truly concerned about alleviating fears over nuclear safety I would simply not let one single plant out of several hundred operating successfully worldwide for decades be the target of major natural disasters like a combined earthquake & tsunami
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If I were truly concerned about alleviating fears over nuclear safety I would simply not let one single plant out of several hundred operating successfully worldwide for decades be the target of major natural disasters like a combined earthquake & tsunami
Whew boy the coffee here is terrible but they have a lava lamp the size of a telephone box
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Whew boy the coffee here is terrible but they have a lava lamp the size of a telephone box
Yeah, caught you smiling at me
That's the way it should be
Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine
Yeah, all the good times we had
I sang love songs so glad
Always smiling, never sad, so fine
Well, if the sun shines so bright
Or our way is dark as night
The road we choose is always right, so fine
That's the way it should be
Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine
Yeah, all the good times we had
I sang love songs so glad
Always smiling, never sad, so fine
Well, if the sun shines so bright
Or our way is dark as night
The road we choose is always right, so fine
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yeah, caught you smiling at me
That's the way it should be
Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine
Yeah, all the good times we had
I sang love songs so glad
Always smiling, never sad, so fine
Well, if the sun shines so bright
Or our way is dark as night
The road we choose is always right, so fine
That's the way it should be
Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine
Yeah, all the good times we had
I sang love songs so glad
Always smiling, never sad, so fine
Well, if the sun shines so bright
Or our way is dark as night
The road we choose is always right, so fine
Oh please, whatever you do, please do not fling me into the briar patch!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh please, whatever you do, please do not fling me into the briar patch!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Hard to gauge the inner bedlam of a mind set on looking at a global pandemic & millions dead but concluding anyway that the most terrible ordeal was the medical guidance given to wear a mask
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hard to gauge the inner bedlam of a mind set on looking at a global pandemic & millions dead but concluding anyway that the most terrible ordeal was the medical guidance given to wear a mask
Trade tariff wojak operating in the wild
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Trade tariff wojak operating in the wild
Can someone please tell Jones that he has been shouting at Jews with one reason or another for over a decade now
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Can someone please tell Jones that he has been shouting at Jews with one reason or another for over a decade now
'Hypercarnivore' still sounds like a multi sequelled low cost big cult horror flick
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
'Hypercarnivore' still sounds like a multi sequelled low cost big cult horror flick
Are all Cruise films just hours and hours of him beating up taller men?
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Are all Cruise films just hours and hours of him beating up taller men?
Reposted by Laughing Ape
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1705
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1705
Never laugh at an entangled moose
Somewhere there is a very confused fisherman trying to understand what the hell just happened
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Never laugh at an entangled moose
Is it still part of Green party immigration policy to "dismantle the Home Office"?
I need to know if they plan on trying this before or after "starting a new NATO" & "restoring free movement without rejoining the EU" please
If we're going to hand seats to Reform over this we should at least know
I need to know if they plan on trying this before or after "starting a new NATO" & "restoring free movement without rejoining the EU" please
If we're going to hand seats to Reform over this we should at least know
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is it still part of Green party immigration policy to "dismantle the Home Office"?
I need to know if they plan on trying this before or after "starting a new NATO" & "restoring free movement without rejoining the EU" please
If we're going to hand seats to Reform over this we should at least know
I need to know if they plan on trying this before or after "starting a new NATO" & "restoring free movement without rejoining the EU" please
If we're going to hand seats to Reform over this we should at least know