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i pronounce it bluski in my head btw

if a character in a piece of media makes you laugh even tho they're a bad person we're allowed to take you out back and shoot you in both your temples unless you have ADHD

so if your significant other fucked your ex while you were staying in separate apartments, would you still split the bill if chilling in the car counts as a date?

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

where is Lil B

the old hellsite is dying. the new hellsite struggles to be born. this is the time of posts.

just to be clear about something i can never properly address on twitter: i love doing drugs and stuff

running through the town square on my horse: they can't see the likes!!!! no one can see your likes!!!!!!

i owe @michaelaokland.bsky.social my life