J!
riptwitter.lol
J!
@riptwitter.lol
Scoots. Skeets. Schedules.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
October 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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August 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Donated $100 here secure.actblue.com

Let's fucking go.
July 21, 2024 at 10:46 PM
August 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
August 23, 2023 at 10:30 AM
August 22, 2023 at 1:47 PM
July 26, 2023 at 12:54 PM
When you can't get a ticket to see Oppenheimer because it's rated R and you must be 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian and even though you brought your birth certificate, they still dont believe you. So you have to go see PG13 Barbie and trash it on YouTube because you're so wee and mad.
July 22, 2023 at 11:40 PM
ACAB
July 11, 2023 at 5:02 AM
July 8, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Waiting for all my twitter friends to hurry up and use their Bluesky invites...
June 22, 2023 at 4:59 AM
His poor wife
June 20, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Hoping I remember to say this on my deathbed:
June 18, 2023 at 6:13 AM
June 14, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Every day over there
June 7, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Same
June 4, 2023 at 2:13 AM
June 4, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Same. I honestly cannot figure out how this scene hasn't become a massive meme. I use it for everything.
May 29, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Smeagol reading the reviews:
May 26, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Bin-heads! Bin-heads! Bin-heads!
May 26, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Literally no consequences. Painful.
May 23, 2023 at 5:54 AM
All the other mods
May 21, 2023 at 9:46 AM
May 20, 2023 at 3:26 PM