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My Bacon number is 2
QWOP making an unexpected appearance in that animation of Betts's swing just now
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just canceled Disney+ & Hulu, that's what happens when you cave to fascists
September 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fred Meyer, one open checkstand, self check staff was on break, about 15 people in line, and two rent a cops doing fuck-all.
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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you're welcome
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A what now?
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass had the best-selling album of 1966 with Whipped Cream & Other Delights, and Herb is still alive today.
April 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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This is one of the biggest threats to Americans' personal data in decades. If you're a 23andMe customer, I strongly urge you to delete your data to protect it from whoever the new buyer might be. Here’s how:
March 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The theme for March 15th is "Corruption Destroys, Community Builds."
50501 Portland OR will *not* be hosting any events on this day. Instead we will be supporting two March 15th events led by other local organizations who oppose corruption and work to protect our community.
@popl-pnw.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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The theme for March 15th is "Corruption Destroys, Community Builds."
50501 Portland OR will *not* be hosting any events on this day. Instead we will be supporting two March 15th events led by other local organizations who oppose corruption and work to protect our community.
#TaxTheRichRally
March 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Imagine reading over one hundred and thirty food puns, and then being desperate to read more food puns.
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Lich, please.
February 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@kaydio.bsky.social
Kaydiohead! Welcome to the butterfly app
January 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The Seventh Seal, directed by Ingmar Bergman, 1957, 📸 of @wemby by @johnhateclub
December 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Monday Night Football replays brought to us by Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS)? WTF?
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
The local dispensary where an employee shot and killed two robbers recently has someone out front today in an astronaut suit with helmet next to a half dozen helium balloons, waving at cars as they pass, soooooo... nature is healing?
October 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Someone please give Conan a show again so that he can do a vaudeville-style cover of Charli XCX's Guess
October 9, 2024 at 3:52 PM
My body, 11:15 am: looking good, Chief! All systems go.

My body, 11:45 am: if you don't eat something in the next ten minutes we will both die
September 16, 2024 at 7:29 PM
So wonderful to live in an age when you can buy something and FedEx will come throw it at your house
August 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Next Pacific Rim movie needs an octopus jäger piloted by the Chinese synchronized swimming team.
August 8, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Trump: build a wall
Harris: billed a Walz
Kennedy: roadkill haul
August 7, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Very funny to me how many people are mocking the 'what can be, unburdened by what has been' line as inscrutable, like it's her fault they have poor reading comprehension
July 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My nanny state phone won't let me play music loud enough to damage my ears and now I'm a Republican
June 27, 2024 at 2:58 AM
There needs to be a term for the sudden realization that a song you always thought was original is actually a cover
May 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM