Ralph The Corgi
@riotthecorgi.bsky.social
Hooligan corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, TacoCat. #corgicrew member
Dad was slow getting my breakfast after patrols so I had to give him a stern barking!
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Dad was slow getting my breakfast after patrols so I had to give him a stern barking!
Monday patrols time! Going easy on the squizzers because it’s a holiday week and they have a lot of gathering to do for their feasts!
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Monday patrols time! Going easy on the squizzers because it’s a holiday week and they have a lot of gathering to do for their feasts!
I am feeling the floof today! Who wants to join for patrols? Remember, cats are welcome!
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am feeling the floof today! Who wants to join for patrols? Remember, cats are welcome!
Saturday patrols time! Today we have a big Ralph action photo!
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Saturday patrols time! Today we have a big Ralph action photo!
Friday patrols time! I have to finish my work quickly so Taco and I can head off for the weekend in the jet!
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Friday patrols time! I have to finish my work quickly so Taco and I can head off for the weekend in the jet!
Ready for Thursday patrols time! Almost the weekend when I can sleep a little later! #corgicrew #corgi #squirrelpatrol
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ready for Thursday patrols time! Almost the weekend when I can sleep a little later! #corgicrew #corgi #squirrelpatrol
Afternoon patrols time! Dad forgot to take my picture this morning — very rude!!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Afternoon patrols time! Dad forgot to take my picture this morning — very rude!!!
Squirrel patrols in the rain? Let’s keep this one short.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Squirrel patrols in the rain? Let’s keep this one short.
Early morning patrols on Monday are the worst! Dad is very rude to schedule court on a Monday morning.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Early morning patrols on Monday are the worst! Dad is very rude to schedule court on a Monday morning.
Dad had breakfast with big Winston!
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dad had breakfast with big Winston!
Sunday squirrel times! I little chilly but am ready because I have the floof!
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sunday squirrel times! I little chilly but am ready because I have the floof!
Time for Saturday Squirrels Patrol! Who is joining today?
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Time for Saturday Squirrels Patrol! Who is joining today?
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Please do! He is very rude and lazy!
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Please do! He is very rude and lazy!
I had to give dad a barking in the elevator! He said the coffee shop was “too busy” for my Friday pup cup!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I had to give dad a barking in the elevator! He said the coffee shop was “too busy” for my Friday pup cup!!!
Thursday patrols times! Let’s get those squizzers!
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Thursday patrols times! Let’s get those squizzers!
It’s back to squirrel patrols people!!! Let’s go humans — Ralph is the Captain now!
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s back to squirrel patrols people!!! Let’s go humans — Ralph is the Captain now!
Supervising dad’s break times. He’s so lazy!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Supervising dad’s break times. He’s so lazy!
Dad and I had to suspend patrols this morning to go on a secret mission!
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dad and I had to suspend patrols this morning to go on a secret mission!
We got all the snows and more on the way! I had an excellent wiggle. Dad says we are going to the lake front after Zoom Court!
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We got all the snows and more on the way! I had an excellent wiggle. Dad says we are going to the lake front after Zoom Court!
It’s cold and windy but Sunday squirrels patrol must proceed at scheduled! Let’s go human!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s cold and windy but Sunday squirrels patrol must proceed at scheduled! Let’s go human!!!
Behold the floof! It will keep me warm today!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Behold the floof! It will keep me warm today!!!
Street blep while on city patrols!
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Street blep while on city patrols!
Happy Friday friends! Off for patrols and then Taco and I are trying to go to France again. If they don’t let us in, we will try Milan and drive to Lake Como.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy Friday friends! Off for patrols and then Taco and I are trying to go to France again. If they don’t let us in, we will try Milan and drive to Lake Como.
Guarding dad during his break times!
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Guarding dad during his break times!
Thursday patrols time! Getting cold in Chicago.
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thursday patrols time! Getting cold in Chicago.