Ralph The Corgi
@riotthecorgi.bsky.social
Hooligan corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, TacoCat. #corgicrew member
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Please do! He is very rude and lazy!
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Please do! He is very rude and lazy!
I had to give dad a barking in the elevator! He said the coffee shop was “too busy” for my Friday pup cup!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I had to give dad a barking in the elevator! He said the coffee shop was “too busy” for my Friday pup cup!!!
Thursday patrols times! Let’s get those squizzers!
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Thursday patrols times! Let’s get those squizzers!
It’s back to squirrel patrols people!!! Let’s go humans — Ralph is the Captain now!
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s back to squirrel patrols people!!! Let’s go humans — Ralph is the Captain now!
Supervising dad’s break times. He’s so lazy!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Supervising dad’s break times. He’s so lazy!
Dad and I had to suspend patrols this morning to go on a secret mission!
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dad and I had to suspend patrols this morning to go on a secret mission!
We got all the snows and more on the way! I had an excellent wiggle. Dad says we are going to the lake front after Zoom Court!
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We got all the snows and more on the way! I had an excellent wiggle. Dad says we are going to the lake front after Zoom Court!
It’s cold and windy but Sunday squirrels patrol must proceed at scheduled! Let’s go human!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s cold and windy but Sunday squirrels patrol must proceed at scheduled! Let’s go human!!!
Behold the floof! It will keep me warm today!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Behold the floof! It will keep me warm today!!!
Street blep while on city patrols!
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Street blep while on city patrols!
Happy Friday friends! Off for patrols and then Taco and I are trying to go to France again. If they don’t let us in, we will try Milan and drive to Lake Como.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy Friday friends! Off for patrols and then Taco and I are trying to go to France again. If they don’t let us in, we will try Milan and drive to Lake Como.
Guarding dad during his break times!
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Guarding dad during his break times!
Thursday patrols time! Getting cold in Chicago.
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thursday patrols time! Getting cold in Chicago.
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Today would be a good day to fund the ACA and end the GOP shutdown.
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Today would be a good day to fund the ACA and end the GOP shutdown.
Another early morning Ralph walk! Let’s go find those city squirrels!
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Another early morning Ralph walk! Let’s go find those city squirrels!
Patrols is hard work. Now it is Ralph rest time!
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Patrols is hard work. Now it is Ralph rest time!
Good morning people! Signing my song while I get ready for Tuesday patrols!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Good morning people! Signing my song while I get ready for Tuesday patrols!!!
Ralph’s patrol times! Sign up below if you are joining in.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ralph’s patrol times! Sign up below if you are joining in.
Supervising Dad’s couch time!
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Supervising Dad’s couch time!
Sleepy Sunday, friends. Happy Day-Light Savings time!
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sleepy Sunday, friends. Happy Day-Light Savings time!
Get up for Saturday squirrels patrol people! Meet me in the garden!!!
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Get up for Saturday squirrels patrol people! Meet me in the garden!!!
Happy (actual) Halloween folks! Today, the squirrels and sneks have treats for me! None for dad!
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Happy (actual) Halloween folks! Today, the squirrels and sneks have treats for me! None for dad!
Wake up peoples! It’s time for the Halloween patrols, where I bring candy to the squirrels!
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wake up peoples! It’s time for the Halloween patrols, where I bring candy to the squirrels!
Early morning patrols time! Let’s get out of bed people!!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Early morning patrols time! Let’s get out of bed people!!!
They got me with the baths again!!!
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
They got me with the baths again!!!