Chris Ford
@riotmaam.com
I was a flannel and Docs-wearing baby dyke getting teargassed at queer events in the 90s. Doing the same goddamn things in my 50s but w/ gray hair and orthopedic inserts.
Member of the Cult of Pilates. Obsessed with Americana music. Lover of asshole dogs
Member of the Cult of Pilates. Obsessed with Americana music. Lover of asshole dogs
Wore this to 80s week at Pilates yesterday so I'm extra ready. (Sadly because I wasn't wearing neon and a side pony none of the 12 year olds in my class clocked it as both hilarious and from the 80s gear)
![Woman wearing a black tshirt with green pixel art of an oxen pulling a covered wagon from the Apple ][e version of the Oregon Trail video game. Below it says "You have died of dysentary".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d4gf5564kewffriyxp2ek3uq/bafkreigtmijp3scmk6sdirssfcm6l72jr3viwf5u2w3pr6cyu766vvbcji@jpeg)
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wore this to 80s week at Pilates yesterday so I'm extra ready. (Sadly because I wasn't wearing neon and a side pony none of the 12 year olds in my class clocked it as both hilarious and from the 80s gear)
Some people have never had a shoe thrown at them and it shows.
February 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Some people have never had a shoe thrown at them and it shows.
I mean I could get behind a vindictive therapist, honestly.
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I mean I could get behind a vindictive therapist, honestly.
So basically I'm just going to be tongue tied and/or pulling a Chris Farley during every session.
(Fun fact: my current actual therapist looks so much like Sandra Bernhard I sort of expect her to do some jazz scatting after I spill my guts 😆)
(Fun fact: my current actual therapist looks so much like Sandra Bernhard I sort of expect her to do some jazz scatting after I spill my guts 😆)
January 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So basically I'm just going to be tongue tied and/or pulling a Chris Farley during every session.
(Fun fact: my current actual therapist looks so much like Sandra Bernhard I sort of expect her to do some jazz scatting after I spill my guts 😆)
(Fun fact: my current actual therapist looks so much like Sandra Bernhard I sort of expect her to do some jazz scatting after I spill my guts 😆)
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
So chuck Mitch McConnell at a billionaire?
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
So chuck Mitch McConnell at a billionaire?
10. "Bridge to Terabithia" by Katherine Paterson
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
10. "Bridge to Terabithia" by Katherine Paterson
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
9. "Where the Red Fern Grows" by Wilson Rawls
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
December 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
9. "Where the Red Fern Grows" by Wilson Rawls
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
8. "A Light in the Attic" by Shel Silverstein
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
December 3, 2024 at 6:13 PM
8. "A Light in the Attic" by Shel Silverstein
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
(Life was lifing so I missed a bunch of days. Picking back up now)
7. "Mrs Piggle-Wiggle" by Betty McDonald
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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7. "Mrs Piggle-Wiggle" by Betty McDonald
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
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December 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
(Life was lifing so I missed a bunch of days. Picking back up now)
7. "Mrs Piggle-Wiggle" by Betty McDonald
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
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7. "Mrs Piggle-Wiggle" by Betty McDonald
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
"I'll see your bad kerning and raise you exposing children to p*rn!"
November 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
"I'll see your bad kerning and raise you exposing children to p*rn!"
6. All of a Kind Family" by Sydney Taylor
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 PM
6. All of a Kind Family" by Sydney Taylor
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
I have very rational conversations with Millie about how I can not throw the ball right now because I have adult responsibilities like going to meetings and cooking dinner. She does not care.
November 24, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I have very rational conversations with Millie about how I can not throw the ball right now because I have adult responsibilities like going to meetings and cooking dinner. She does not care.
5. "Anastasia Krupnik" by Lois Lowry
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
5. "Anastasia Krupnik" by Lois Lowry
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
4. "The Great Brain" by John D. Fitzgerald
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
4. "The Great Brain" by John D. Fitzgerald
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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#BookChallenge
3. "Ramona Quimby, Age 8" by Beverly Cleary.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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November 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
3. "Ramona Quimby, Age 8" by Beverly Cleary.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Although Millie does rock a sweatshirt.
November 20, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Although Millie does rock a sweatshirt.
2. "From The Mixed-up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler" by E.L. Konigsburg
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
November 20, 2024 at 3:48 PM
2. "From The Mixed-up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler" by E.L. Konigsburg
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #BookChallenge
It's been so fun looking through my old ass project archive folder I'm gonna keep posting stuff...
Introducing "Dot Organized"--a #genesiswp theme that never made it past an initial home page concept.
Introducing "Dot Organized"--a #genesiswp theme that never made it past an initial home page concept.
November 19, 2024 at 11:22 PM
It's been so fun looking through my old ass project archive folder I'm gonna keep posting stuff...
Introducing "Dot Organized"--a #genesiswp theme that never made it past an initial home page concept.
Introducing "Dot Organized"--a #genesiswp theme that never made it past an initial home page concept.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#bookrecommendations
#1. Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
#books
#BookSky
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#bookrecommendations
#1. Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#bookrecommendations
#1. Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
#books
#BookSky
#BookChallenge
#bookrecommendations
#1. Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
Cleaning up my hard drive and finding some deeeeeep cuts. Presenting the BeeCrafty theme for the #wordpress #genesiswp theme circa 2012 😬 (Pre-responsive design and hang on my dinosaur is calling me)
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Cleaning up my hard drive and finding some deeeeeep cuts. Presenting the BeeCrafty theme for the #wordpress #genesiswp theme circa 2012 😬 (Pre-responsive design and hang on my dinosaur is calling me)