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I'm an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. Currently trapped in the Texas sector of Gilead. In for the long haul.
Yes.

Matt 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

And, according to Leviticus 20, adultery is a capital offense.
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You mean years of destroying your body only to suffer and die of CTE, isn't an aspirational goal???
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"CIASKBAP"!
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
3-0, low scores zzzzzzzz....
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The joke is his minions don't even know what those signs mean.
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Uppers to keep him going, downers so he lays off his shitty Twitter clone for a few hours
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pavlov's dogs have nothing on the average MAGAt.
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They'll blame Biden and the Democrats as they've been ordered to.
December 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Their "insurance" is their daily pack of Marlboro Red 100s
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I wonder what kind of bonus cash-out she gets if he topples over before the contract expires?
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The cult requires sacrifice!
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I want to be watching the moment one of his micro-naps turns into a macro-nap, and later a sedimentary-nap.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is culmination of White Rage for the US daring to elect a Black man to the highest office, plus the fear that White people will no longer be the majority (~2040).
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yes and no. A cult of personality will fall apart unless a charismatic leader can step into the void (see: David Miscavige, Scientology). JD Vance - wallflower; Stephen Miller - gross; Kash Patel - brown; Scott Bessent - goofy; Marco Rubio - dorky; Pam Bondi / Kristi Noem - women.

There's no one.
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Note that pardons erase restrictions a convict is subject to (owning firearms/voting) but pardons are not supposed to be granted until 5 years after conviction/prison sentence served (unless waived by the president). Source: www.okwp.uscourts.gov/applying-pre...
Applying for a Presidential Pardon | Western District of Oklahoma
www.okwp.uscourts.gov
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tammy Duckworth isn't one of the traitors
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Laugh and point
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not sure if criminally (double-jeopardy), but most certainly civilly. A pardon does no erase guilt, just negates the punishment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They get to keep all his stuff!
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Y'all forgot the BAGS OF SOUP
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pizza rat will continue to take the train
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They'll be first to cry when 🌮 and SCrOTUS break the 1st amendment.
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I aint got full size candy bar money.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Melania's greatest fantasy
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hard drives don't last forever. SSDs even less, and it is a total loss when they start failing.
September 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM