Random Internet Guy
@rinetguy.bsky.social
I'm an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill. Currently trapped in the Texas sector of Gilead. In for the long haul.
Y'all forgot the BAGS OF SOUP
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Y'all forgot the BAGS OF SOUP
Melania's greatest fantasy
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Melania's greatest fantasy
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ProTip: if you're going to bribe someone, don't cheap out!
August 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
ProTip: if you're going to bribe someone, don't cheap out!
#Target replaces their mediocre CEO with another mediocre CEO. My #dei dollars will continue to be spent elsewhere. #learnedNothing #fafo
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
#Target replaces their mediocre CEO with another mediocre CEO. My #dei dollars will continue to be spent elsewhere. #learnedNothing #fafo
Imagine crying that hard.
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Imagine crying that hard.
They've been trying since 1865 and will keep trying until their racist selves are 6' under. #neversurrender
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They've been trying since 1865 and will keep trying until their racist selves are 6' under. #neversurrender
15% degrees per hour!
May 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
15% degrees per hour!
#Havard thinks their capitulation will appease the #TrumpTerrorists. Better oil up, sweethearts!
April 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
#Havard thinks their capitulation will appease the #TrumpTerrorists. Better oil up, sweethearts!
Texas King, because we're a fat state
February 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Texas King, because we're a fat state
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November 9, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📕
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📕
One movie 🎥