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BREAKING NEWS: Autism “Probably” linked to Nickelodeon Gak according to The Secretary of Roadside Taxidermy
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Autism “Probably” linked to Nickelodeon Gak according to The Secretary of Roadside Taxidermy
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BREAKING: Texas Democrats fled to Chicago on Sunday to block a mid-decade redistricting vote pushed by Donald Trump.
Texas AG Ken Paxton had already threatened to arrest the lawmakers if they took this step.
Texas AG Ken Paxton had already threatened to arrest the lawmakers if they took this step.
August 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
BREAKING: Texas Democrats fled to Chicago on Sunday to block a mid-decade redistricting vote pushed by Donald Trump.
Texas AG Ken Paxton had already threatened to arrest the lawmakers if they took this step.
Texas AG Ken Paxton had already threatened to arrest the lawmakers if they took this step.
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“We take vaccines so for granted in the United States” ...“Women in the developing world know the power of [vaccines]. They will walk 10 kilometers in the heat with their child and line up to get a vaccine because they have seen death.”
Melinda Gates
Melinda Gates
May 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“We take vaccines so for granted in the United States” ...“Women in the developing world know the power of [vaccines]. They will walk 10 kilometers in the heat with their child and line up to get a vaccine because they have seen death.”
Melinda Gates
Melinda Gates
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The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
May 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.
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I gave the rottweiler who killed all of my friends' babies a big, juicy steak and I'm here to tell you that you're all being a little melodramatic about Murderer the Rottweiler.
Bill Maher Praises ‘Gracious,’ ‘Measured’ Trump After Wild White House Meeting: ‘You Can Hate Me For It, But I’m Not a Liar’
Bill Maher Praises ‘Gracious,’ ‘Measured’ Trump After Wild White House Meeting: ‘You Can Hate Me For It, But I’m Not a Liar’
Bill Maher praised Donald Trump as "gracious" after their recent White House meeting while providing a "book report" from the night's events to his audience.
The post Bill Maher Praises ‘Gracious,’ ‘Measured’ Trump After Wild White House Meeting: ‘You Can Hate Me For It, But I’m Not a Liar’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
April 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I gave the rottweiler who killed all of my friends' babies a big, juicy steak and I'm here to tell you that you're all being a little melodramatic about Murderer the Rottweiler.
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I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking
April 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking
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MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS — A WORLD WITHOUT CAESARS
Support an open internet.
worldwithoutcaesars.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters
March 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters
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cannot overstate the level of contempt i have for vance
February 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
cannot overstate the level of contempt i have for vance
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It’s also extortion of a nation at their weak moment, but who cares about that when there’s money to be made amirite?
February 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s also extortion of a nation at their weak moment, but who cares about that when there’s money to be made amirite?
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I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
Hey Mark do you think voters remorse will ever hit the magat crowd
I Doubt It
I Doubt It
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
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Sure, Medicaid being down *seems* bad, but wait until later today when they roll out MediCoin, the Blockchain based healthcare solution!™️
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sure, Medicaid being down *seems* bad, but wait until later today when they roll out MediCoin, the Blockchain based healthcare solution!™️
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Trump just defunded the police.
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump just defunded the police.
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Elected Democrats who worry about their political futures are doing the very thing that will turn off their voters: NOTHING.
Ironically, the courageous ones who speak truth to power and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" will inspire voters to come out in droves.
Courage is contagious.
Ironically, the courageous ones who speak truth to power and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" will inspire voters to come out in droves.
Courage is contagious.
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Elected Democrats who worry about their political futures are doing the very thing that will turn off their voters: NOTHING.
Ironically, the courageous ones who speak truth to power and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" will inspire voters to come out in droves.
Courage is contagious.
Ironically, the courageous ones who speak truth to power and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" will inspire voters to come out in droves.
Courage is contagious.
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Sell your Tesla. ❌
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Sell your Tesla. ❌
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
Sell your Cybertruck. ❌
Get off Twitter. ❌
Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌
Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻
#resist
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Well. Just saying.
January 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Well. Just saying.
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.