I’ve had this prepped for weeks and thought the day would never come and also I definitely had time to come up with something better but this is what you get

I live by a school and they recently added one of those “25 when lights are flashing” signs but the fun part is that I live downtown so the speed limit is always 25 but everyone drives 40 anyway. my dog deserves a safe walkable neighborhood just as much as those schoolchildren!

whatever, I’m inventing an award for Most Poignant Discussion of the Nature of the Passage of Time in Live Music Criticism and giving it to myself

I have a very specific kind of mental illness that forces me to guess the timing of stock footage of Indianapolis when I spot it in popular media and I’ve only narrowed this down to winter, sometime between late 2016 and early 2025

a poor blink-and-you-miss-it consolation after firing Hoosier Hero Emil Wakim

congratulations to Bloomington’s own Will Klein, I guess

this is only mostly a personal gripe about me being too cheap to see the Used this weekend

league should’ve let (made) them wear costumes

just noticed the matching earring(s)

if my editor touches the lede, I’m going postal