transparency and integrity, huh?
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
transparency and integrity, huh?
I wasn’t 100% certain that the video voiceovers were ai-generated but uh I’m pretty sure now
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I wasn’t 100% certain that the video voiceovers were ai-generated but uh I’m pretty sure now
hell yeah, we did it, joe. either my editor saw the vision or he didn’t really read it because editor is a strong word.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
hell yeah, we did it, joe. either my editor saw the vision or he didn’t really read it because editor is a strong word.
🚨 Indiana Statehouse sighting on SNL 🚨
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
🚨 Indiana Statehouse sighting on SNL 🚨
I just hope both teams are having a good time
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just hope both teams are having a good time
doing some writing for my unpaid side hustle
October 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
doing some writing for my unpaid side hustle
spent like half a day learning to solve a rubik’s cube and it didn’t even fix everything that’s fundamentally wrong with me
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
spent like half a day learning to solve a rubik’s cube and it didn’t even fix everything that’s fundamentally wrong with me
maybe I just live in a city of nobodies but I’ve never seen a Citizen alert with so much personal information
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
maybe I just live in a city of nobodies but I’ve never seen a Citizen alert with so much personal information
I have a draft tweet joking about Hegseth reverting to Department of War and based on surrounding drafts I have carbon dated it to approximately April 26
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have a draft tweet joking about Hegseth reverting to Department of War and based on surrounding drafts I have carbon dated it to approximately April 26
work* from ballpark
*unemployed
*unemployed
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
work* from ballpark
*unemployed
*unemployed
nobody visiting Indianapolis has ever heard of Google before
July 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
nobody visiting Indianapolis has ever heard of Google before
thought about going to see Superman tomorrow afternoon but can’t in good conscience participate in whatever perversion is happening here
July 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
thought about going to see Superman tomorrow afternoon but can’t in good conscience participate in whatever perversion is happening here
my new apartment’s murder basement wasn’t scary enough so I added the life size poster of Sean Kuraly that is a very normal thing to have lying around
January 24, 2024 at 1:32 AM
my new apartment’s murder basement wasn’t scary enough so I added the life size poster of Sean Kuraly that is a very normal thing to have lying around
I’m in the middle of moving so I’m drinking my new year’s champagne the way the vintner intended, out of a juice glass that says “one cool cat” underneath a cat wearing sunglasses
January 1, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I’m in the middle of moving so I’m drinking my new year’s champagne the way the vintner intended, out of a juice glass that says “one cool cat” underneath a cat wearing sunglasses
happy half birthday to the world’s babiest dog
December 12, 2023 at 2:25 AM
happy half birthday to the world’s babiest dog
nothing but respect for MY mayor
October 19, 2023 at 1:21 AM
nothing but respect for MY mayor
