Righard Kapp
@righardkapp.bsky.social
Left handed guitarist, liker of words, lower case absolutist, lapsed illustrator and commercial designer by day. 🎸 ghost notes | venacava | The Buckfever Underground
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Righard Kapp
@righardkapp.bsky.social
· Sep 4
I am old enough to remember that we all thought The Long Tail would be a thing.
Sorry bluesky. Its been ok but its time to break up. Feels like shouting into a void.
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sorry bluesky. Its been ok but its time to break up. Feels like shouting into a void.
If the world economy ran on wit i might have been able to afford a modest house.
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If the world economy ran on wit i might have been able to afford a modest house.
I wish we had eyes on stalks, like snails, so I can trim my beard properly in profile.
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I wish we had eyes on stalks, like snails, so I can trim my beard properly in profile.
I hope Banshee will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I hope Banshee will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
When I was 10 I was one of Snow White's dwarves in a body painting show and I dont think I ever got past seeing all the boobies #confession
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
When I was 10 I was one of Snow White's dwarves in a body painting show and I dont think I ever got past seeing all the boobies #confession
Making whiskey sours is actually a responsible thing to do because I save the leftover yolks for breakfast tomorrow.
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Making whiskey sours is actually a responsible thing to do because I save the leftover yolks for breakfast tomorrow.
Practice affordable self-love by leaving yourself surprise glasses of water around the house.
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Practice affordable self-love by leaving yourself surprise glasses of water around the house.
My dog's farts are honestly something else. A chemistry teacher would get really excited.
October 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My dog's farts are honestly something else. A chemistry teacher would get really excited.
You clearly don't know who I am and I don't blame you.
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You clearly don't know who I am and I don't blame you.
As a middle aged dude I can not recommend a leisurely soak in the ol' tub to my fellow dudes enough. And you know what? Reach for the bubble bath. You're worth it.
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As a middle aged dude I can not recommend a leisurely soak in the ol' tub to my fellow dudes enough. And you know what? Reach for the bubble bath. You're worth it.
I learned the other day that the way me and my gf make every noun "small"- eg. cancie, borshie, gnesie - is not called diminutive but hypocorism. Diminutive is when you refer to something that is physically small eg my peenie
October 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I learned the other day that the way me and my gf make every noun "small"- eg. cancie, borshie, gnesie - is not called diminutive but hypocorism. Diminutive is when you refer to something that is physically small eg my peenie
Normalise getting your wrong answers from other people.
October 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Normalise getting your wrong answers from other people.
Lamborghini's of late are clearly designed by the same guys who design edgy gaming PCs.
October 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Lamborghini's of late are clearly designed by the same guys who design edgy gaming PCs.
I'm so sad that I go for a walk on the vibey street hoping to bump into a familiar face & the only interaction I get is buying a bag of groceries for a homeless guy.
October 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm so sad that I go for a walk on the vibey street hoping to bump into a familiar face & the only interaction I get is buying a bag of groceries for a homeless guy.
it must be going pretty well if my biggest adversary in life is autocorrect
October 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
it must be going pretty well if my biggest adversary in life is autocorrect
Bluesky's heart and reply buttons are exactly mixed up. Holla if you agree.
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Bluesky's heart and reply buttons are exactly mixed up. Holla if you agree.
My lukewarm take is that no-one should be able to own a house they dont live in. I've been dropping this into my government's suggestion box for years now and I'm sure they'll be getting around to it any day now.
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My lukewarm take is that no-one should be able to own a house they dont live in. I've been dropping this into my government's suggestion box for years now and I'm sure they'll be getting around to it any day now.
if you were a normie you'd probably bore me
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
if you were a normie you'd probably bore me
just spent money on novelty socks and im not even mad at myself about it.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
just spent money on novelty socks and im not even mad at myself about it.
petition to rename r/leopardsatemyface to
r/hoistbytheirownpetard
r/hoistbytheirownpetard
October 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
petition to rename r/leopardsatemyface to
r/hoistbytheirownpetard
r/hoistbytheirownpetard
my motto is "overprepare for everything. still get caught off guard."
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
my motto is "overprepare for everything. still get caught off guard."
Reposted by Righard Kapp
me, singing: AM I SEXUAL
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
October 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me, singing: AM I SEXUAL
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
"Ukuba ibiyinyoka, ibingakuluma" is a Xhosa phrase meaning "if it were a snake, it would have bitten you". Not seeing seeing things in plain sight is apparently a universal phenomenon.
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"Ukuba ibiyinyoka, ibingakuluma" is a Xhosa phrase meaning "if it were a snake, it would have bitten you". Not seeing seeing things in plain sight is apparently a universal phenomenon.
My aesthetic is "neglect chic".
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My aesthetic is "neglect chic".
Does anyone else wonder how much compute is burned by ChatGPT asking you "do you want me to do this additional thing you didn't ask for, would you like me to do that?"
October 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Does anyone else wonder how much compute is burned by ChatGPT asking you "do you want me to do this additional thing you didn't ask for, would you like me to do that?"