Justin Miller
@riffwrangler.bsky.social
Dad. Friend. Rocker. Language nerd. Middle East nerd. Guitars. Cooking.
A lot of you need to learn to keep your nasty ass feet off of armrests on a plane.
August 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A lot of you need to learn to keep your nasty ass feet off of armrests on a plane.
Maybe republicans are against free meals in schools because hungry kids are more likely to get into their vans in exchange for candy 🤔
July 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Maybe republicans are against free meals in schools because hungry kids are more likely to get into their vans in exchange for candy 🤔
I guess AOC got in trouble with the House Ethics Committee. I guess I'd care if the House hadn't been completely devoid of ethics for the last six months.
July 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I guess AOC got in trouble with the House Ethics Committee. I guess I'd care if the House hadn't been completely devoid of ethics for the last six months.
Apparently, Vegas is a ghost town lately. It's almost as if reducing the middle class's disposable income, alienating your allies, and introducing the risk of abduction and imprisonment to staff and tourists are incredibly stupid ideas.
July 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Apparently, Vegas is a ghost town lately. It's almost as if reducing the middle class's disposable income, alienating your allies, and introducing the risk of abduction and imprisonment to staff and tourists are incredibly stupid ideas.
Hulk Hogan's death has affected me about as much as finding out my racist boomer uncle won't be at thanksgiving anymore. He could have been a hero for life, but he undeniably died a union busting shill and a bigot.
July 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hulk Hogan's death has affected me about as much as finding out my racist boomer uncle won't be at thanksgiving anymore. He could have been a hero for life, but he undeniably died a union busting shill and a bigot.
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For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
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If there were any doubts about why the Epstein files haven’t been released…
July 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If there were any doubts about why the Epstein files haven’t been released…
Me, waiting for 47 to take his clown car of unqualified sycophants to court with @barackobama.bsky.social and get utterly destroyed in place:
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Me, waiting for 47 to take his clown car of unqualified sycophants to court with @barackobama.bsky.social and get utterly destroyed in place:
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He's on the list
July 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
He's on the list
I can't speak for anyone else, but if I had the kind of money that Donald Trump had, I'd have just kept my fucking mouth shut and quietly enjoyed being filthy rich for the last two decades of my life. Fuck the game of thrones.
July 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I can't speak for anyone else, but if I had the kind of money that Donald Trump had, I'd have just kept my fucking mouth shut and quietly enjoyed being filthy rich for the last two decades of my life. Fuck the game of thrones.
Two things I brought back from the middles east: appreciation of bidets and PTSD. Guess which one horrifies my American friends?
July 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Two things I brought back from the middles east: appreciation of bidets and PTSD. Guess which one horrifies my American friends?
Dubai chocolate is just pistachio Reese's with kataifi in it.
July 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Dubai chocolate is just pistachio Reese's with kataifi in it.
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I can’t imagine celebrating a day when people are actively losing their freedom. I’ll be sitting this one out.
July 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I can’t imagine celebrating a day when people are actively losing their freedom. I’ll be sitting this one out.
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This year the 4th feels like lipstick on a corpse.
July 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This year the 4th feels like lipstick on a corpse.
No Mexican I've ever known has done a warranties no-knock in a mask while cosplaying for the two decades of war they skipped.
June 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No Mexican I've ever known has done a warranties no-knock in a mask while cosplaying for the two decades of war they skipped.
You're right, Elon, Trump wouldn't have won without your help. That's what you get for backing Temussolini.
June 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You're right, Elon, Trump wouldn't have won without your help. That's what you get for backing Temussolini.
Couldn't be prouder as a retired soldier right now. It ain't about you, Donnie.
May 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Couldn't be prouder as a retired soldier right now. It ain't about you, Donnie.
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Hope the US Army can hold strong to this.
May 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Hope the US Army can hold strong to this.
Ah! Ça ira!
"Well, we are all going to die." --Senator Joni Ernst
That has to be the glibbest way any politician has ever told a constituent that they didn’t give a shit about them.
That has to be the glibbest way any politician has ever told a constituent that they didn’t give a shit about them.
May 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ah! Ça ira!
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Harvard president receives standing ovation during commencement.
May 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Harvard president receives standing ovation during commencement.
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Help amplify the message instead of complaining
May 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Help amplify the message instead of complaining
I've quit two jobs now, as a post-mil career civilian. One of the greatest things that the @usarmy.bsky.social taught me was confidence in my own worth on a personal and professional level.
May 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've quit two jobs now, as a post-mil career civilian. One of the greatest things that the @usarmy.bsky.social taught me was confidence in my own worth on a personal and professional level.
This wasn't SM if he punches the way that he talks.
May 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This wasn't SM if he punches the way that he talks.